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¶: Greetings From Heather Stern

Automatically selecting matched lines.

Exim with Dynamic IP - 2 Questions

Re: Question re; Fvwm xintric

http://linuxgazette.net/107/TWDT.html#tag.3 --or--

Cannot talk using "talk"
unless we tell it to?

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Greetings from Heather Stern

Greetings, and welcome once again to the world of The Answer Gang, give or take that incredible moon we have spinning round it. If you missed the lunar eclipse I'm sorry to hear it, the time in shadow looks only a smidge brighter than a new moon, and the red penumbra is... well, if you're a Peanuts fan I suppose the Great Pumpkin really did rise over the patch this year, only a few days off.

Far from being the "final frontier" in the space of open source, A trip to freshmeat.net's Astronomy topic shows more cool apps for astronomy fans than you can spot with a telescope. The night may be an ephemeral thing, but I say go enjoy it sometime this month. Look outward, upward, and remember there's a reason your cellphone works, we can get IRC in half our deserts, and ships actually get to where they're going while carrying the trade goods of all nations.

Politics aside, it's a smaller world than we think. We could use a few more of them, but so far, it's the only one we've got. Sharing's a good thing - and the typical open sorceror knows this without thinking about it. I'm glad we've a few juicy threads to share with you this month. Enjoy!

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Automatically selecting matched lines.

From Thomas Adam

Answered By: Tim Chase

This is a question that I posted to the Vim mailing-list. Tim Chase was kind enough to reply, and in some detail, so it ends up here. Thanks, Tim! -- Thomas Adam

Hello, all -

I'm trying to get Vim to automatically select (hilight) lines in a file that start with a particular phrase. Basically, I want it then to run a command over the selected text. Doing this manually is not a problem, but I am having a lot of trouble trying to automate it.

I was under the impression that "V%" is what I was after, yet each time I try it, Vim responds with: "V% is not an editor command". I'm overlooking something, but what?

[Tim] I don't think Vim supports disjoint selecting like what I understand you want to do...in a single pass. However, each disjoint piece can be passed to your external program if you want. Perhaps something like:

:g/^\s*\n>/+,/^>\@!/-1! extern_command

Broken down, that's:

:g on every line that matches

^\s*\n> an empty line followed by a ">" on the next line

+ begin a range on the next line (the one with the ">")
, through

/^>\@!/ the next line that doesn't begin with a ">"

-1 adjust the 2nd range argument to be the previous line
because the previous search found the next line that
doesn't have a leading ">" so we have to backup a line

! pass the contents of the range through
external_command and replace the original contents with the
output of "external_command"

Thus, if you wanted to make your quotations in the mail-file all
sound like B1FF (assuming you have the bsd-games collection
installed), you could do

:g/^\s*\n>/+,/^>\@!/-1! b1ff

Any Ex command can take the place of "! b1ff" there, so if you just want to do normal Vi/Ex commands instead, they all work. If you want to indent those ranges one shift-width, you can do

:g/^\s*\n>/+,/^>\@!/-1>

Or if you want to delete all quotations, you can do

:g/^\s*\n>/+,/^>\@!/-1d

You can even selectively search and replace only in quotations with something like

:g/^\s*\n>/+,/^>\@!/-1 s/foo/bar/g

All sorts of handy combinations of things.

Or maybe I didn't understand your original post correctly, and all this is just a pedantic exercise in the joy of Ex

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Exim with Dynamic IP - 2 Questions

From Balbir Thomas

Answered By: Neil Youngman

Dear Answer Gang,

I am using exim to deliver mail form my local host. I have a dynamic IP address and am using zoneedit as my dns server. So mail to my [email protected] is delivered straight to me. However I have trouble sending mail to certain address as their ISPs/Postmasters have decided to block emails originating from dynamic IP address to reduce spam. For example AOL. I would be greatfull if you could suggest means to solve this problem, short of paying for a static IP (which I don't need but for this reason). Talking to my ISP (RoadRunner) has been a waste of time.

[Neil] It's certainly possible. The Exim FAQ at http://exim.org/exim-html-4.30/doc/html/FAQ_3.html has an example of setting up routers to send local mail to hosts on the local network and everything else to a smarthost. this should be easy to adapt to do what you want.

If all else fails read the documentation. The Exim documentation, though large, is very informative. You just need to read it selectively and pick the relevant chapters.

My second question is how to set up postmaster at my local host. My current exim config accepts mail sent to [email protected] however it does not accept mail to [email protected] which is my hostname assigned by my isp. The xxx being the ip address which can change. Is there a way to make exim accept mail sent to this email address such that the ip address (i.e. in this case domain name) part is updated automatically.

[Neil] I don't know about getting it to update the address automatically, but you can have it match a pattern like postmaster@dhcp-*.columbus.rr.com on the basis that it's unlikely anyone else's postmaster mail will be directed to your IP. Frankly I wonder who would send postmaster email to an address like that anyway.

In the default exim 4 config this is accepted by the rules:

  domainlist local_domains =@

  accept  local_parts   = postmaster
          domains       = +local_domains

According to the documentation '@' ... 'is a special form of entry which means the name of the local host, so this should normally match, but I guess your system is set up to use "my.domain" as the hostname, instead of the RoadRunner host name.

As an alternative, it may be that adding dhcp-$interface_address.columbus.rr.com or some variation thereon to local-domains will achieve what you want. I have not tried this, so I can't be sure it will work. If you try it, be sure to let us know whether it worked.

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Re: Question re; Fvwm xintric

From Jay Hamilton

Answered By: Thomas Adam

The following was an e-mail sent to me, having read my article in the linuxgazette from a few months ago. -- Thomas Adam

My new.xintric file says

xterm -geometry 80x24+2211+1792 -title FvwmConsole -name FvwmConsole -e
/usr/X11R6/lib/X11/fvwm2/FvwmConsoleC &
/usr/X11R6/bin/xconsole -notify -nostdin -verbose -exitOnFail -ic
-geometry 384x110+0-0 &
qinternet -geometry 0x0+532+781 &
fvwm
DeskTopSize 5x5

[Thomas] I see you're using FvwmSaveDesk or FvwmDesk modules to save the layout of your windows? No?

That last bit I added hoping that it would make it a default however it seems to have no effect at all.

[Thomas] Not quite. What you're wanting to do is have all those applications start, and then load fvwm. However, there are two things which you must be aware of:

*) new.xinitrc is only specific if you have certain Fvwm modules loaded. If you don't the file is not read [1]. *) The last two commands you have there -- "fvwm" and "DesktopSize 5x5" are out of context here.

So- I must misunderstand something. I believed that I could add instructions to this file and they would become the default that didn't happen so I got it wrong.

[Thomas] What you want, then (and you were close) is to move all your commands to ~/.xsession [2], so that it looks something like this:

See attached sample-xinitrc.txt

Having saved that file as "~/.xsession", you should ensure that you run the command "chmod 700 ~/.xsession". What this will do is when you login (via startx, or some DM) this file is read and will execute all of the above, including the launching of fvwm.

All that this leaves is the last command you had "DesktopSize 5x5". The reason it was out of context both in your modification of 'new-xinitrc' and indeed any ~/.x{session,init} file is because it is specific to Fvwm. That is, only Fvwm itself will understand what you're meaning. It is not a command. You should therefore add "DesktopSize 5x5" somewhere within your ~/.fvwm/fvwm2rc file.

Also when in xconsole I type FvwmBacker Black [or black] the screen background turns blue- yet I can get a black background via gnome settings.

[Thomas] I am not planning to cover the use of Modules for a while yet. However, there are a number of ways you can do what you want. If you want all of your pages for all of your desks to have the same colour, then you need to do two things:

1. In your ~/.fvwm/fvwm2rc file, you'll see a function called 'StartFunction' and it looks like something like this:

AddToFunc StartFunction
+ I Exec exec xsetroot -solid gray66
+ I Test (Init) Module FvwmForm Login
+ I Test (Init) Exec exec unclutter

When fvwm loads, apart from locating its configuration file, one of the first things it does is to look for this function and execute whatever is within it. So here, you can see that I have told it to load "xsetroot" (which does more or less what FvwmBacker does), and a few other things. What you want is to add to this definition and add:

+ I Module FvwmBacker

for your own StartFunction definition. If you're wondering what the syntax means, then:

"+". I think of as meaning "belonging to" a function or definition.
"I". This stands for 'Immediate' and means that it will execute
immediately once the function is invoked. There are other types of
attributes which I won't cover here.
"<command>". Whatever follows after that is a command to be run.

But this is not enough -- all you have done by adding the above line to "StartFunction" is tell Fvwm to load the module. You haven't told it what to do with the module. For that, we have to configure the module. The way that is done is like this:

DestroyModuleConfig FvwmBacker: *
*FvwmBacker Command (Desk *, Page * *) -solid grey66

You can add that directly into the file as-is if you like. What it does is sets every page on every desk to a solid colour of darkgrey (grey66). You can replace 'grey66' with whatever colour you want.

When you have done all that, restart fvwm, and all (hopefully) should be well.

Hope That Helps,

[1] This is only if new.xinitrc is not a symlink to ~/.xinitrc or ~/.xsession, of course.

[2] The reason why I'm advocating ~/.xsession over ~/.xinitrc is that startx will default to ~/.xsession if no ~/.xinitrc file exists. This has advantages when using XDM as a display manager, etc.

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Cannot talk using "talk"

unless we tell it to?

From Jaye Inabnit ke6sls

Answered By: Thomas Adam, Benjamin Okopnik, Kapil Hari Paranjape

Hey guys:

I'm just getting 'round to reading this months Gazette. Anyway, about the 'talk' and 'talkd' issue, make sure you also mention that probably every distribution these days disables 'messages', which means that users wouldn't even be notified that someone is trying to 'talk' with them. Check it with an xterm or in console:

[Thomas] Actually, it is the default for it to be on, for any Linux system that I have come across, but I am not going to argue the point.

jaye@librabogus:~$ mesg
is y
jaye@librabogus:~$

The way I fixed this issue was to modify my global preference file '/etc/profile' (within Debian systems):

EDITOR=/usr/bin/vim
PAGER=/usr/bin/less

umask 002

mesg y

[Thomas] Adding it to /etc/profile is not something I would do - it should not be a system-wide policy - making it a local user issue is a better idea. Leave your poor users alone.

[Ben] WHOOPS. As Thomas has already pointed out, this is a very poor practice in most cases. There's not much wrong with setting the PAGER to "less", but making "vim" the default editor means that new users can get horribly confused by an unresponsive beeping application that they don't know how to exit. Worse yet, setting the umask to 002 sets up a security risk every time a user creates a file - one of which they will usually be unaware. These things should not be set by policy (i.e., in /etc/profile) but via an informed, per-user decision; that's why individual .profile mechanisms exist.

By adding the last line to your 'profile', users messages are turned on by default. I also modify my local '~/.bash_profile' file with the same entry since KDE and friends sometimes don't play nice with the global settings

[Ben] Admittedly, setting a global "mesg y" is not something that'll accidentally destroy the world, but tweaking /etc/profile, as a rule of thumb, is to be approached with much forethought, trepidation, and a stout shock prod.

[Thomas] As to why KDE is ignoring this, you need to make sure that you either start $SOME_TERMINAL_EMULATOR invoked as a login shell, so that the global files are read. Or, alternatively, source ~/.bashrc from ~/.x{session,initrc}

[Ben] Thomas, to the best of my knowledge, /etc/profile is read as soon as you log in, as long as your login shell is anything that had the Bourne shell in its family tree. The question of whether you ran an xterm or not shouldn't even be applicable. Do you have some information to the contrary?

[Thomas] It is if you login to a console -- not via a DM. Kdm and friends are notorious for this. This is why so many people get confused as to why their nice $PS1 prompts don't appear in xterms and the like.

So you either force the shell to be a login-shell, or if you have defined various environment vars in ~/.bashrc, to source this from within ~/.x{session,initrc}

[Ben] Wow, evil. I've got to say that I'm a bit shocked - why the heck would they break a working system that way?

All the more reason I'm glad I've avoided *dm for all these years, then...

[Thomas] Break? No, That's exactly the way it should be, Ben. Sure, when you open up an xterm, the subshell is supposed to be inheriting environment variables from somewhere, but then that's why the user sets it up.

[Ben] The broken part is, why would it have to be set up twice? If I've spent time configuring my CLI environment, it shouldn't change if I decide that I now want to start X via *dm. Sure, sourcing the rc files from ~/.xsession isn't that hard - but you have to know enough to do it.

[Thomas] The X startup files are not supposed to source anything shell related such as /etc/profile by default. Why? It has no reason to -- that operation is to do with shells only.

Of course, as I have said, this is where ~/.xsession shines.

[Ben] Except that, by allowing the user to log in without doing so, it now changes his environment without any reason for it - and violates the programming principle of doing "the least unexpected" thing.

[Kapil] As far as I can see, this is one of those "active developer/backward compatability" (AD/BC) issues. The AD wanting to move to GUI (yes, it was a while ago but we CLI types don't die easy ) Unfortunately, when the "shell" was designed it was assumed (ah-ha!) that no one would run programs (except daemons) other than from the command-line or from other running programs and so on recursively.

One solution. Have a file say $HOME/.environ and ensure that it is sourced at all session-startups CLI or GUI.

[Thomas] But this is why /etc/environment is used. If PAM is setup to use it, then it will. We're fortunate that /etc/environment in this instance is the only shell-agnostic file available. So it is ideal for these sorts of situations. Although it should not be mis-used. It's also not very portable.

[Kapil] So why not use $HOME/.profile instead. Not because of (t)csh folks The problem would be that a .profile could do a number of CLI specific thnigs---in fact shell users have had extremely complicated .profile's in the past. It is a mess as any AD/BC issue generally is.

The problem with TLU thing is to decide who the target user is---the one who read the part of the manual which said "keep .profile simple" or the one who read the juicy bits about all the fancy features of the latest shell and didn't enclose those in "if [ -n "$PS1" ] ... fi". The latter's X session will probably crash if her/his .profile is sourced.

I think there was long thread on Debian once about /etc/environment but IIRC the idea was dropped. Perhaps (I tremble to start another war here) PAM's session mechanism could be used to setup session variables.

Heh, I avoided *dm's too until I started back to scewl (~40ish hippie strikes again). I was using pure Debian, then I upgraded entire system hardware and decided to use LibraNet. I was so pleased with Libranet that I put it on my new-2-me laptop too.

This has been an interesting thread. Thanks for the responses.

One trick I learned about for KDE's Konsole is adding "%i %m -ls" to the Command stanza on the Execute tab (Properties). With this little tweak, the .rc files are read on launch. My brother added some very handy Debian-centric stuff that I'm lost without these days, and it's nice to be able to use Konsole with its tabbing capabilities. If I was a better person, I'd spend some time to learn what each of those little dewhickymobobs do!

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News Bytes

By Michael Conry

Contents: Legislation and More Legislation Linux Links News in General Distro News Software and Product News

Selected and formatted by Michael Conry

Submitters, send your News Bytes items in PLAIN TEXT format. Other formats may be rejected without reading. You have been warned! A one- or two-paragraph summary plus URL gets you a better announcement than an entire press release. Submit items to [email protected]

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Legislation and More Legislation

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DMCA

As reported some time ago, Lexmark has been attempting to use the DMCA to prevent other manufacturers from producing compatible ink cartridges for Lexmark printers. Essentially, the DMCA comes into this business due to the inclusion of electronic protections into the actual cartridges. To produce a replacement cartridge a manufacturer must, obviously, circumvent this technological protection: an action that exposes them to potential attack under the DMCA.

The Register has reported that on October 26th the US Courts of Appeals, Sixth Circuit, has overturned an earlier decision and will allow SCC to continue to sell replacement cartridges pending the final resolution of the case. The Electronic Frontier Foundation has an online archive of documents relevant to the case.

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e-Voting

Well, this is a time when voting is on everybody's mind (not just in the US). It will be interesting to see how the disparate voting and vote-counting systems in use across the States perform and their relative robustness. Of course, many informed observers in the technology community, and in particular the FOSS community, recognise the importance of having open standards and verifiable methodologies in e-voting systems. The Register reports that US manufacturers are inching towards appearing to provide the kind of verifiability and accountability required from systems at the heart of democratic infrastructure. I recommend you read the article yourself to see how far short of an adequate solution the companies' suggestions fall.

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Linux Links

OSDir.com takes a look at KDE's desktop network protocol handlers.

Steve Ballmer says Windows is better than Linux

An interview with Linus Torvalds at Linux Times.

ATT&T considers move to Linux.

LWN has a nice article on the Linux OOM (Out Of Memory) handling mechanism. Also interesting (in a humorous way) from LWN is a quick analysis of the presence of swear words in Linux source code.

A team at Reykjavik University has implemented a complete kernel level run-time support for C++ in the Linux kernel.

O'Reilly has an analysis of the recent malware RedHat-hoax email that has been circulating, and what this might mean for the future of GNU/Linux security. There is a longer analysis at NewsForge.

Wired has written an account of the ascendancy of Free and Open Source Software in Brazil, and how this relates to broader social traditions and trends in this huge nation.

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News in General

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Linux Focus

Linux Focus, an online GNU/Linux magazine that we have linked-to regularly in the past, has made a few changes in their publishing style. From now on, the magazine will switch from its bimonthly publishing schedule to a new continuous publishing model. So now you've even more reason to take a regular look at this fine publication.

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Linux Kernel

The latest release of the Linux kernel, version 2.6.9, was released on October 18.

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Distro News

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Kanotix

Distrowatch has a review of the Debian/Knoppix-based lived-CD Kanotix: KANOTIX - Putting the Pizzazz on Debian.

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SuSE

SuSE Linux Professional 9.2 has been released. You can read a review at GeekTime Linux, or see the release discussed at Slashdot.

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It was also highlighted on Slashdot that SuSE and Dell are extending their partnerships to provide GNU/Linux platforms to customers. Also of interest in this context is the Dell Linux blog.

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OSNews has reviewed the SuSE Linux 9.2 LiveCD.

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Ubuntu

Ubuntu Linux is a new Linux distribution based on the architecture of Debian. The aim is to have a new release every six months, and in this way to continuously have an up-to-date stable distribution. This distribution is aimed particularly at desktop users.

Ubuntu can be downloaded for free, or alternatively you can order free CD-ROMS.

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Vector

Mad Penguin has reviewed VectorLinux 4.3, a Slackware-derived distribution that aims to make the most of older hardware.

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Software and Product News

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Mozilla

The Mozilla project has released the first release-candidate of the Firefox browser. This marks another step towards the imminent release of the long-awaited version 1.0. Another component in the run-up to this release has been a campaign to place a full-page advertisement in the New York Times. This effort turned into a stunning success, and over 10 days 10,000 people collectively donated $250,000. The Spread Firefox website has more information on the efforts being made to give the Firefox launch as much coverage as possible.

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Mick is LG's News Bytes Editor.

Originally hailing from Ireland, Michael is currently living in Baden, Switzerland. There he works with ABB Corporate Research as a Marie-Curie fellow, developing software for the simulation and design of electrical power-systems equipment.

Before this, Michael worked as a lecturer in the Department of Mechanical Engineering, University College Dublin; the same institution that awarded him his PhD. The topic of this PhD research was the use of Lamb waves in nondestructive testing. GNU/Linux has been very useful in his past work, and Michael has a strong interest in applying free software solutions to other problems in engineering.

GRUB boot diskette for Knoppix

By Anonymous

GRUB cannot boot the Knoppix CD if booting from the CD-ROM is disabled. This is a feature that the GRUB developers should consider adding. See my previous article in the October 2004 Linux Gazette.

However, GRUB (current version 0.95) can generate a floppy to boot Knoppix after a full install to hard disk - something LILO may have problems with, due to its inability to find files, and due to the kernel and initial RAMdisk growing past diskette size.

Assume Knoppix is installed to hard disk but that its partition is not bootable, for whatever reason. You need a floppy to boot Knoppix, and here is how to make it with GRUB:

General case: disk visible to BIOS

You can use a simple GRUB diskette that boots to a GRUB command line. From this command line, you can issue commands to boot your Knoppix on the non-bootable partition.

This simple GRUB boot diskette can be prepared with the grub-floppy script. It is very quick to prepare, but does not carry a filesystem, so you cannot do much with it. You cannot write to it, and you will have to type quite a bit after booting to the GRUB prompt.

A more comfortable solution is given by the script grub-install, which requires a formatted diskette. A DOS-formatted diskette will do, and you will be able to modify it from DOS - quite an advantage. Mount the diskette, e.g., to /floppy, and issue the command:

grub-install --root-directory=/floppy fd0

The script will create /floppy/boot/grub and copy to it the image files required for booting. Some of them can be deleted, since you do not need support for half a dozen filesystems.

Now, the best part of it is that you can write to /floppy/boot/grub a text file by the name of menu.lst, which is the configuration file for GRUB. Here, you put all the instructions you want for booting your Knoppix, and that's it. (The endline sequence may be DOS-style or Linux-style.) It boots fairly quickly - or rather, it boots very quickly if you reduce the timeout to 1 sec and suppress the menu.

Abnormal case: disk not visible to BIOS

Let us now get around to a conjurer trick that looks a bit puzzling.

The hard disk where Knoppix is installed is not visible to the BIOS. Why not? Because the disk is explicitly set to 'none' in the BIOS, for some peculiar reason. Or because the old BIOS cannot see partitions past 8GB.

Wonder: Linux can boot, see the disk even though it is invisible to the BIOS, and plant its root on it.

The preparation of the GRUB diskettes for the trick goes actually the same way as before, but some additional fiddling is required.

Let us focus on the case where a DOS-formatted boot diskette has been prepared with grub-install.

First, you copy your Linux kernel (name it vmlinuz) to a hard disk visible to the BIOS, e.g., the first hard disk, first partition, which GRUB call (hd0,0).

Second, you must guess the proper Linux designation for the Knoppix partition, when Linux is running. Remember that Linux calls the SCSI disks /dev/sda, dev/sdb, etc., and the IDE disks /dev/hda, /dev/hdb, etc. The partitions are then appended to them as numbers, e.g., /dev/hda1, /dev/hda2, etc. It can get complex, depending on the devices you have in your PC. In any event, you must find the proper designation for the Knoppix partition, since it is invisible to the BIOS and GRUB. Assume for the sake of an example that the correct Linux designation is /dev/hdb1.

Now, write menu.lst to the floppy, directory /boot/grub, as follows:

# start of menu.lst
# GRUB boot for Knoppix 3.6/kernel 2.6.7
# Knoppix is installed to hdb1
# hdb1 is not bootable, indeed not seen by BIOS

# By default, boot the first entry
default 0

# Boot after 1 second, no menu
hiddenmenu
timeout 1

# first and unique entry
title knoppix36267
kernel (hd0,0)/vmlinuz root=/dev/hdb1

# Should an initial RAMdisk be required,
# the last line would be, for instance:
# kernel (hd0,0)/vmlinuz root=/dev/hdb1 initrd=/initrd/ird.gz
# end of menu.lst

We are not finished yet. GRUB has on the floppy an auto-generated file device.map, listing all devices known to it. In this abnormal case, it is a good idea to check the map file; it may need revision by hand. Indeed, it must include that device unknown to the BIOS but destined to carry the root. Note that the map file is simply a translation between GRUB device names and Linux device names.

That's it. Boot the GRUB diskette and it will pull vmlinuz from your first hard disk: vmlinuz will run and will recognize and use the partition /dev/hdb1 even though /dev/hdb is unknown to the BIOS.

Can anyone explain it? If the kernel can see partitions invisible to the BIOS, why can't GRUB? GRUB has in the boot sector a tiny program called stage1 that does nothing but trigger stage2. Since stage2 is more than 100K, shouldn't it be able to detect available devices the same way the kernel does?

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Using a Non-Default GUI (in RHEL and kin)

By Brian Bilbrey

GUI is an acronym for Graphical User Interface. You can choose your GUI in Linux. The working title for this topic was Non-Standard GUI Desktops, but two things are true: First, choice is sometimes good. Second, in many people's minds, "Non-Standard" often implies sub-standard. Nothing can be further from the truth.

In most other popular operating systems, the GUI is both mandatory and relatively fixed. In Microsoft Windows®, you have... well, Windows. You can apply themes and styles, and make a few changes to appearances, but the system is designed to run only in the provided graphical interface. You can't really change out the Windows interface for some third-party layer. Apple Computer is, as far as I know, much the same way, with its new Aqua® desktop GUI over the top of OS X® (I will admit complete ignorance of the Apple way. It's entirely possible that Aqua is just a window manager running on top of the X server running as an application over the Mach-derived core, but I don't know the first thing about it).

Rick Moen comments: Aqua is actually the name of the look and feel effect, resulting from running a proprietary "Display PDF"-oriented 2D display engine named Quartz (as well as 3D extensions dubbed "Quartz Extreme") — a direct descendant of NeXTStep's Display PostScript engine. There are only a limited number of third-party tweaks one can make to the Quartz framework. E.g., a friend has retrofitted one to restore the ability he enjoys in Linux to have virtual desktops. The important thing to remember is that Quartz is not X11 at all, though recent versions have added the ability to seamlessly image X11 applications using an integrated copy of XFree86 for PPC. (I believe this bundle starts something called "quartz-wm" as default display manager, but that you can change it.) I'm not 100% clear on details, because I run my iBook almost entirely in Ubuntu Linux, instead. Note: Because the term "X" is such an overloaded term in the Mac OS X context, the Unix-standard X Windows System is most often referred to as X11 to disambiguate it, despite the extremely small amount of inaccuracy entailed.

When it comes to the GUI, Linux really is different. Display servers provide the interface between the GUI and the hardware (video card). Then there are window managers and desktop environments that are the graphical presentation layer within which applications run. There are many choices for each of these categories. Let me guide you through these options, before we talk about changing the way you work in the GUI.

Display Servers

A display server performs the basic functions of working with the video display hardware, as well as pointing devices (mice, touchscreens, tablets, etc.) and keyboards. It encompasses both the operating system interface and drivers necessary to talk to specific video hardware. Linux display servers are variants of the X Window System (X), which originated at MIT in 1984, long before Linux itself. X has spawned many children, some open source and some proprietary. The most popular X server software for Linux, through the first quarter of 2004, was the XFree86 server (http://www.xfree86.org/). Due to a licensing change and developer conflicts, most Linux distributions (including Fedora Core 2) at this writing are migrating to the X.org server (http://www.x.org/), an open source fork of the XFree86 codebase. I strongly recommend that you stay with the vendor-recommended X server software for your distribution: Migrating to a new display server is not for the faint of heart.

Way back in the late 1990s, it was taken for granted that Linux would not run the latest, fastest, hottest video cards. It would take 6 to 12 months for some dedicated soul to engineer a driver to use the special functions of a new video card, usually without any help whatever from the card manufacturer. As Moore's Law trebled itself in the video card arena, two things changed: First, video chipsets gained capabilities so quickly that open source developers couldn't keep pace. Second, the field of manufacturers narrowed dramatically. Skip forward to today. There are two main players: Nvidia and ATI. Both provide capable video cards, and, more wonderfully, both provide drivers that work with current kernels and display servers to interface Linux to almost all of the hottest new cards. These binary-only drivers have compiled interfaces that allow the drivers to be used with current kernels and X servers. In addition, both manufacturers appear to be working with open source coders to provide stronger support for cards that are no longer top of the line (thus avoiding perceived competitive disadvantage).

Window Managers

A window manager (WM) provides basic services for GUI applications running on a display. An application window is framed and usually has a title bar with widgets for opening, closing, minimizing, and what-not. Windows have focus (to be typed into) and other attributes as well. Finally, a WM provides application menus of some kind, and settings for such things as themes, styles, and backgrounds. Some window managers handle more capabilities, like tabbed windows, or extreme customizability, desktop icons, taskbars, and even scripting capabilities. At the "low end" there is the minimalist window manager, which is said to provide a place to display multiple xterms, and use the mouse to point at the one to type in. Blackbox, Fluxbox, and OpenBox all fit into this end of the pool, as does TWM, the first X window manager. The most extreme light WM I know of is called RatPoison, and is designed to be used keyboard-only. The best advantage of light window managers is that they add very little load to the system for the services that are provided, both in terms of CPU and memory usage. Speed is good.

In the middle bit of the pool are such window managers as IceWM, AfterStep, and WindowMaker. These are variously similar to interfaces provided on other operating systems, and are more customizable, while staying lean and trim with regards to system resources. The single most powerful WM I've experienced is FVWM2. It is agile, mutable, scriptable, and overall a real joy to work in, once I've wrapped my head around it properly. But when I'm not experimenting with other options, I come home to Fluxbox.

Desktop Environments

Also known as an Integrated Desktop Environment (IDE), these are the Galaxy-class workspaces for the Linux GUI. Not nimble, and desirous of as much processor and memory as you can throw at them, IDEs provide capabilities similar to that of the latest Windows and Apple operating environments. There are two players in this space: KDE and Gnome. Okay, Gnome and KDE! I've said it with BOTH first, in order to keep the flamage to a minimum. Asking the "Gnome or KDE?" question on the wrong mailing list is a bit like asking "vi or Emacs?", and nothing at all like asking "cake or ice cream?"

The correct answer to that last question is, of course, "Both!"

KDE was the first of the IDE projects. Based upon a widget toolkit called Qt, KDE 1.0 was the first look at the future of Linux desktops, and many people liked what they saw. But some people saw a dark cloud around that silver lining: At the time, the Qt libraries weren't "free" in the open source (aka Free Speech) sense. This problem lead to the creation and fast ascendence of the GNOME Project, an alternative IDE build upon the underpinnings of the GTK+ toolkit, free and powerful. After some heavy competition on capabilities and equally heavy flame-wars on a number of mailing lists, blogs, and other fronts, an important event took place: TrollTech, the creators of Qt, made Qt available under the OSI-certified QPL license. Had this taken place earlier, GNOME would never have been. But the race between them has benefitted both, by many measures (although some commentators have noted that the sheer energy of duplicated effort might have been better spent elsewhere). Today, with some noisy exceptions, there is considerable work going on to integrate the deep ends of both environments, so that applications created for one can participate more easily in the other.

KDE and GNOME each provide a lot of features. These start at the surface, with lots of eye candy like translucent menus, tooltips, desktop file managers, and deeply extreme customization. Under the surface, both GNOME and KDE offer variations on CORBA/DCOM-type capabilities. This permits inter-application communications and control, application and document embedding, and many other features. If your goal is to come up to speed as quickly as possible in Linux, when you've already had lots of time in front of Windows machines, then either KDE or GNOME will suit you fairly well, with possibly the lowest of learning curves.

Of course, almost every distribution has "chosen sides", and preferentially load one or the other IDE as default. Red Hat, in both the commercial and open versions, offers up GNOME by default, themed with a package called Blue Curve. Optionally, you can install KDE and select it as your default desktop. Blue Curve is the default theme there, too. Debian leans towards GNOME, too, while SUSE, Mandrake, and others choose KDE as primary. In some cases, what makes a distribution special is coded explicitly for a particular environment: This is true of Xandros and its customization of KDE.

Making Changes

Now I'll show you the options you have for selecting GUI desktops other than GNOME, and how to install them in Fedora Core, the example Linux for this book. Briefly, at the end of this section, I'll discuss ways of installing alternate window managers and desktops in a few other distributions. For the purposes of this discussion, I'm using a clean install of Fedora Core 2, Workstation configuration. I'll grant you the desire for a GUI on a server, but not the need to spend time mucking around with alternatives there: Use the RH GNOME and associated tools, there. They are designed for and work best in that environment, and best emulate the experience you'll have if you use the RHEL family of products.

KDE

Installing KDE in Fedora is a snap, in a couple of different ways. First, of course, you can easily select it during the installation. First, after the package configuration step, select the option to customize your package selections. Then continue to the Package Group Selection dialog, as shown in illustration 1.

Illustration 1
Select KDE during Fedora installation

Then, once the installation is complete, KDE is one of the options from the initial login screen (in the list of available sessions). But that's assuming that you're doing a clean install of Fedora Core. What if you've already installed, and now you want to add KDE?

Log in to Fedora as your normal user. Click on the menu icon in the task bar (by default, that distinctive red Fedora), then choose System Settings, then Add/Remove Applications. After filling in the password prompt box to get administrative access, the Add/Remove Applications dialog box appears, looking virtually identical to the Package Group Selection dialog shown above. From there, check the KDE box, and have a look at the Details link to see if you want to add the KDE Administrative Tools. They're omitted from the defaults, but I recommend it. Continue with the installation, and a set of packages for KDE and supporting cast are installed. My only gripe was having to swap twice: First disc 2, then disc 1, then back to disc 2. When all is said and done, log out, then back in again. This time, before putting in the password, look at the options revealed by clicking on the Sessions link at the bottom of the login screen. There's KDE, ready to be selected. Do so, then login. Spend some time spelunking around in the interface and through the menu trees. Observe the differences, and the similarities. Of all the Linux distributions, Red Hat puts the most effort into making KDE and GNOME as nearly alike as possible, on the surface, anyway. Now let's have a look at something from the Atkins-friendly side of the menu....

Xfce4

I can hear it now. "That isn't one of the window managers he wrote about a couple of pages back!" Yup, you're right. But it is the only other one that is included with Fedora Core 2, besides GNOME and KDE. So instead of using the Application manager to try to find and install it, I'll drop down to the command line and use the tools that underpin the network updates and application package management for Fedora Core: yum.

Note: Yum is short for Yellow Dog Updater, Modified, originally from the Yellow Dog PowerPC Linux distribution. Yum adds a layer of dependency checking and a number of other handy tools atop the RPM package layer. Type man yum at any command prompt to learn more.

[root@gael root]# yum install xffm\* xfwm4\* xfce\* xfdesktop
Gathering header information file(s) from server(s)
 . . .
.Dependencies resolved
I will do the following:
 . . .
Is this ok [y/N]: Y

Then the appropriate packages are downloaded from the official Fedora mirror sites, checked, and installed without further ado. A note of thanks: I picked up the yum shorthand for this particular installation from an article on FedoraNews.org. Two files need to be created, for the login session manager to pick up XFCE. Use your favorite text editor.

In /etc/X11/dm/Sessions/xfce.desktop:

[Desktop Entry]
Encoding=UTF-8
Name=XFCE4
Comment=This session logs you into XFCE4
Exec=startxfce4
Icon=
Type=Application

In /etc/X11/gdm/Sessions/XFCE:

#!/bin/bash
exec /etc/X11/xdm/Xsession XFCE4

Both files need to have their permissions set properly:

[root@gael /]# chmod 755 /etc/X11/gdm/Sessions/XFCE
[root@gael /]# chmod 755 /etc/X11/dm/Sessions/xfce.desktop

This sets read/write/execute for the file owner (root), and read/execute for everyone else. Then you can log out, and select XFCE from the Session manager during login. It loads much more quickly than the two desktop environments, so what's missing? Well, all of the Fedora-specific menus, for one. To use this on a daily basis, I'll need to heavily customize the menu system to match what I need from the installed Red Hat administrative utilities. But there's more good news!

What a difference a lighter WM makes! Just after reboot and login each time, with one terminal window and one SSH session running, here are the respective memory usages for the three choices we have:

WM vs. Mem	Gnome	KDE	Xfce4
MemTotal	257072 kB	257072 kB	257072 kB
MemFree	2284 kB	3852 kB	56480 kB
Buffers	21316 kB	22404 kB	20804 kB

In a 256 MB environment, both KDE and GNOME fill things right up. That's not all of the available data, of course: There wouldn't be room to write any more prose on the topic if I duplicated the memory and CPU data to demonstrate full load characteristics. But clearly, Xfce4 uses less memory for the desktop, leaving more room for running applications before resorting to swap. In a severely memory constrained machine, I'd seriously consider not running X at all (in the /etc/inittab file, this line: "id:5:initdefault:", change the '5' to a '3', and reboot) to conserve resources. When I tested this, I came up with 181 MB of free RAM. Of course, the better choice there is to get a more powerful machine, or at least more RAM. How do you value your time?

IceWM

Why one more window manager? The best reason is that this one is compiled from external sources, built locally, and installed using the package manager for ease of future updating. So it's a great example for lots of concepts. First, go to the home page for IceWM (http://www.icewm.org/) and follow the links to pull down the latest stable source file for the product. At this writing, the stable revision is 1.2.14. Put the file into /tmp, open a terminal window, type su - and the right password to become the root user. Then use these commands:

[root@gael root]# cd /tmp
[root@gael tmp]# rpmbuild -ta icewm-1.2.14.tar.gz
 . . .

Feign an unconcerned demeanor, as warnings and apparent compile errors fly past your eyes. It only matters that the job completes — most of the warnings are put there by the program's author to remind him of places in the code that still need work. This step can take quite a few minutes, depending on processor and available RAM. When it's done, the last few lines of the job tell you where the RPM files were written. That's where we're going next, to install the freshly built RPMS.

[root@gael tmp]# cd /usr/src/redhat/RPMS/i386/
[root@gael i386]# rpm -ivh icewm*

How did I know that was going to work...? Usually there are dependency problems, no? I knew that the packages built to completion, so they must have built in the context of the required other software being present. Otherwise, the compile would have failed with a hopefully useful message telling me what was missing. There was no problem this time. Next, again, we have to create and set permissions for the following files:

In /etc/X11/dm/Sessions/icewm.desktop:

[Desktop Entry]
Encoding=UTF-8
Name=IceWM
Comment=This session logs you into IceWM
Exec=/usr/bin/icewm
Icon=
Type=Application

In /etc/X11/gdm/Sessions/ICEWM:

#!/bin/bash
exec /etc/X11/xdm/Xsession IceWM

The results I see after a reboot and login are a clear improvement even over Xfce4, nearly 20 MB more free. But the same issue with Red Hat menu integration exists.

Pros and Cons

The real upside for many people in installing a non-default GUI on their machine is about control. It has been said many times that Linux is about choice, and people who run and live in Linux like making those choices for themselves. Additionally, a large number of users don't want all of the eye candy and other "features" that seem to stand between them and getting the job done. If the CPU is bouncing a little deforming icon up and down, then it's not hard at work starting your application, is it? That brings up the other big advantage of light window managers: loading speed. If you're in and out of the box all day, the time spent waiting for the GNOME and/or KDE environments to completely initialize can be excruciating. Light == Fast == Good.

The downside is that most distributions, and the Red Hat / Fedora ones in particular, heavily customize the preferred environments to match and support the GUI management tools they've implemented. A perfect example of this lies in the Xfce4 implementation. Yes, it ships on the disks with the rest of Fedora Core 2. But it doesn't have any of the menu customizations that give easy access to the administrative tools. They're not hard to discover independently, by looking into the menus for KDE or GNOME, but you're on your own.

Other distributions like Debian and Gentoo are much more desktop-agnostic than the big commercial distributions. There, it's easy to install so many desktops, window managers, IDEs and things to work with them, that it is hard to get any work done at all if you're not careful. While it is relatively easy and fun to experiment with adding desktops and associated utilities, it's important to remember that you're working with a tool for getting a job done. It doesn't matter what the paint job on the delivery van looks like each day: If four hours of each day is spent repainting part of the van, then it's not out making money or doing anything productive during that time. Balance is important. Experiment for yourself, make a decision, and stick to it... for a while, at least!

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Brian is a SysAdmin and Author, occasionally human, and a recent convert to the Church of TAG.

Brian Bilbrey is thoroughly Californicated, being the third generation born in that state of unreality in 1961. The Kennedy assasination rumors aren't true - there was no stroller on the grassy knoll that fateful day, and besides, he was in a completely different time zone. Growing up in the San Francisco Bay Area, Brian became a voracious reader, as well as a Star Trek and Monty Python fan. He first got into programming with an early TI calculater. His first "real" computer was an IMSAI 8080, although he was never able to contact WOPR in Cheyenne Mountain with it.

After a checkered career in college (mostly at the lovely yet dangerous UC Santa Cruz campus), Brian started working in assorted technical fields, and gravitated naturally into Systems Administration and other computer-assisted fields such as CAD and CAE. He and his spice, Marcia, committed a rightward move in 2002, landing in Bowie, Maryland, just outside the Washington DC beltway. His current employment is at (nfr)(security) as SysAdmin for a collection of Linux, OpenBSD and Windows boxen.

Brian has been using Linux since early Yggdrasil days. He currently runs Gentoo Linux on his main home workstation, Xandros Linux on the laptop, Debian Linux on the home file server, White Box Enterprise Linux on the backup server, and OpenBSD on the test hardware. That isn't obsessive, is it?

Preparing For My Interviews Part 1: MySQL and Perl

By Mark Nielsen

Preparing For My Interviews Part 1: MySQL and Perl

By Mark Nielsen

1. Introduction
2. Multiple Inheritance module Class::Inheritance
3. A quick Python script to play my mp3's for Real Player.
4. MySQL Certification
5. Preparation for Advanced MySQL Certification
6. Installing MySQL 4.1
7. My Python script to execute sample code for Certification
8. Using MySQL 4.1
9. Next Month: Clustering, Master/Slave, Stored Procedures in MySQL
10. Conclusion

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Introduction

I got laid off, so I am doing a couple of things to ready myself for interviews:

1. A lot of Perl interviews involve questions about multiple inheritance. Even though nobody ever uses multiple inheritance, interviewers always like to ask questions about it. Thus, I decided to make a module to answer any and all questions about multiple inheritance for a given class in Perl. If anybody asks me questions about multiple inheritance, I will just show them the Perl module I wrote. This Perl module will probably be called Class::Inheritance if it gets accepted into CPAN. I already started the process for it.
2. I needed a quick script to play my mp3s in random order.
3. I am studying for the MySQL Professional Certification, so I decided to do two things regarding the exam:
   1. Make a bash script to install MySQL over and over again. In the future, all I have to do is just change the version number and the script should install new versions automatically. I always like to download and install software instead of using RPMs; I want to know how they built the stuff.
   2. Write a Python script to execute a bunch of commands that represent similar things to the ones asked during the MySQL Professional Exam. This helps me to remember the commands, and hopefully will give other people a good idea of the type of commands they need to practice to learn MySQL.

Thus, this article is centered around my experience studying for MySQL certification and what I did to help me out during Perl interviews.

(UPDATE: I ended up passing the MySQL Professional Exam. The examples I made really helped out a lot. Also, I ended up placing my Class::Inheritance module in CPAN under the 06_Data_Type_Utilities/Class category. It's somewhat crude, but it's a good start. I plan on redoing it completely because of some ugly code.)

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Multiple Inheritance module Class::Inheritance

After going through a few interviews, I decided to write a module to answer any and all questions about multiple inheritance given a class and method. If someone asks me anything about multiple inheritance, I will just show them the module I wrote for CPAN. This module probably has very little use outside of interviews; however, I do plan on adding a bunch of methods to the module to make it so you can debug multiple inheritance issues easily and maybe even manipulate the inheritance environment.

This module is just in its baby stages. In the future, it should be at http://cpan.perl.com.

How does multiple inheritance work in Perl? Well, when you use inheritance in Perl, you need to create a package. A package is more a less a bunch of functions put together to form a "class" (or multiple classes). A class is more or less a name for a bunch of functions (and sometimes variables). Your class is what is used to create objects in Perl.

So what is inheritance? Let's say you create a package called "package1" and it has a bunch of functions (methods). You want your second package "package2" to have all the functions of the first package but you don't want to rewrite them all. When you use inheritance, that is exactly what you do: you grab all the functions (methods) from the first package and absorb them into the second package without having to rewrite the functions. You do this by specifying the name of the first package in the "@ISA" array.

So what is multiple inheritance? Well, it's what you get when you get your functions from more than one package.

So when you inherit the functions (methods) from multiple packages, how does Perl choose the method if there's more than one with the same name? It grabs the function (method) from the first package in the "@ISA" list which has that function and stops there. Thus, how you list your packages in the "@ISA" list will determine which packages get looked at first to find a function.

By the way, what is a method? A function that is part of a class.

Where is this @ISA thingy defined? It is defined in each package. Each package has its own @ISA list. It is effectively empty if you don't do anything to it. If you define it to contain any number of package names, your package will inherit methods from those packages.

If I have a huge chain of packages inheriting from one another, will the last package get all the functions (methods) from its parents, grandparents, great grandparents, etc? Yes, but it will "climb" up the family tree and stop at the first relative that has the function (method).

For the files listed below, we have two chains relative to package "package6". Package6 contains two packages it inherits from: package5 and package5_2. Each of these packages inherits from package4, which inherits from package3, which inherits from package2, which inherits from package1, which inherits from CGI.

The whole goal of the script "Inherit_Test.pl" is to show the family tree of the package "package6" and to show where package6 gets the method "param" from. You can modify it to suit your own needs.

Download all the files below and then execute "perl Inherit_Test.pl package6 param". You can change "package6" to any package name and you can change "param" to any function name. It will error out properly if no package or function exists.

Try the following:

perl Inherit_Test.pl package6 param
perl Inherit_Test.pl package4 param

The expected results for "perl Inherit_Test.pl package4 param":

We assume the filename for the package is in 'package4.pm'.  Looking at the
function (method) 'param' in class 'package4', we learn that function
'param' comes from class 'CGI'.

Parent Tree is: package3 package2 package1 CGI 

Original sources (defined) for 'param' are: CGI

The expected results for "perl Inherit_Test.pl package6 param":

We assume the filename for the package is in 'package6.pm'.
Looking at function (method) 'param' in class 'package6'.

Function 'param' comes from the class 'package5'.

Parent Tree is: package5 package4 package3 package2 package1 CGI package5_2 package4 package3 package2 package1 CGI 

Original sources (defined) for 'param' are: package5 CGI package5_2 CGI

Here are a list of files you need to save.

1. Class/Inheritance.pm
2. Inherit_Test.pl
3. package1.pm
4. package2.pm
5. package3.pm
6. package4.pm
7. package5.pm
8. package5_2.pm
9. package6.pm

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A quick Python script to play my mp3's for Real Player

I only wrote this script because my website, http://myopenradio.com, got moved to a much better computer and rather than figuring out if the website was working, I just wanted to make a quick Python script which would let me play my mp3s in a random order. The file "/usr/local/RealPlayer8/realplay.bat" does two things:

1. Executes my Python script to create a "/tmp/temp1.smil" file which is a listing of my mp3s in a order random order.
2. Then it executes RealPlayer and points it to that file.

This script shows you how to use regular expressions, how to get a list of files in a directory, how to filter the list of files using the regular expression, and how to loop through a list in a random order. Also, you could combine it with known URLs of NPR radio shows or other media streams and mix them in with your mp3s; that's how you can create your own radio. Your radio could play a list of songs, then some shows, and then more songs, etc. Perhaps, if you can stream it legally to customers, you could include ads.

1. # NEW FILE:
   ### Save this as /usr/local/RealPlayer8/realplay.bat
   /usr/local/RealPlayer8/realplay.py
   /usr/local/RealPlayer8/realplay /tmp/temp1.smil
   

2. realplay.py

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MySQL Certification

There are two different levels of MySQL Certification. The Core certification covers general SQL and as well as MySQL specific stuff. For a senior DB person, it doesn't take much studying to pass. However, for the MySQL Professional Certification, you really do want to study all the commands, even the ones that you will never use, because the exam is going to cover them. Studying for the exam gives you a nice overview of MySQL and makes you take notice of stuff you would never have bothered with.

Getting MySQL-certified now is good because there aren't that many people listed. After you pass an exam, it might take a couple of weeks before you get publicly listed. After you pass your exam, you need to log in and let people view which exams you have passed. You find the list of the MySQL Professionals here.

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Preparation for the Advanced MySQL Certification

I highly recommend you get the study guide from MySQL Press; it's a good book. Usually certification books contain a lot of garbage, but this one is actually very useful (in my opinion).

After you have passed the Core Certification and you are ready for the Professional Certification, you should execute the scripts I list below. The "Compile_MySQL.bat" script is just a bash script. It will blow away any previous installation in case you want to run the script multiple times. The "Post_Mysql.py" script will create a log of all the commands it executes so that you can go back and do them one-by-one on your own. It would take too long to explain what each command does, so I strongly advise you to read the online MySQL Documentation or the study guide to understand what each command does.

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Installing MySQL 4.1

The purpose of this script is to show you how you can install MySQL easily. Basically, in the future, all you have to do is change some of the "export" variables in the script when a new version of MySQL comes out, and it should install the new versions just fine. A similar approach can actually be taken to install any piece of software, like Apache, Perl, Python, Zope, etc. I usually make an installation script, and later when I need to upgrade, I backup all my data and software, modify the script slightly, and then execute it. Often, if you don't write down all your commands as a script, it becomes very painful to figure out how you installed the software last time.

The script should execute as long as you don't have any missing software. First, download the 3 config files and then download this script. Execute the script as follows:
bash Compile_MySQL.bat

1. my.cnf
2. Start_MySQL
3. Stop_MySQL
4. Compile_MySQL.bat

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My Python script to execute sample code for Certification

The purpose of this script to execute commands after a fresh installation to test a list of MySQL commands for the MySQL Professional Exam. I really didn't explain each command, but it's all clarified in the Study Guide and the online documentation I've recommended above.

This script will alter the MySQL environment. It will run a series of example commands and restart the MySQL service which will require you to use the new passwords when you try and connect to MySQL in the future. I suggest you change the passwords for all accounts after you get done with this script.

After you run this script, you can connect as:
mysql -u root -p'this is a dumb password, please change.'

Execute as follows:
python Post_Mysql.py /usr/local/mysql4.1

using Post_Mysql.py

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Next Month: Clustering, Master/Slave, Stored Procedures in MySQL

Title says is all, except for the fact I will be using MySQL 5.0 to test the stored procedures.

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Conclusion

Class::Inheritance is a pretty cool module (please visit CPAN for the latest version.) The one listed for this article was just a primer I used to get myself started. By the time I got finished with this article, I added a lot more stuff and fixed a few bugs. I am still unhappy with the module and think there is a lot of work to do to make it more accurate and efficient. If you study the module and figure out how it works, you are set for any multiple inheritance question an interviewer will throw at you. I plan on adding a lot more methods to the module to do a bunch of more stuff.

About the Python script to play mp3s, I hope this little script helps people understand how to use Python. Python is a very cool programming language and is my language of choice. It has a lot of potential.

About the MySQL scripts: I probably should have explained the MySQL commands a little bit more in detail, but if you buy the book or read the online documentation, you should be able to understand it. If you manage to execute my scripts correctly, look at the log files in the Output directory from where you run the Post_Mysql.py script. It should have a couple of files with all the commands it executed so that you can go through them one by one. Ideally, you should execute the commands one by one and see what they do. You should also follow along in the study guide for MySQL (MySQL Press) as you do so.

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Mark Nielsen was enjoying his work at cnet.com as a MySQL DBA, but is moving to Google as a MySQL DBA. During his spare time, he uses Python heavily for mathematical and web projects.

Advanced Features of netfilter/iptables

By Barry O'Donovan

Introduction

It is commonly known that netfilter/iptables is the firewall of the Linux operating system. What is not commonly known is that iptables has many hidden gems that can allow you do things with your firewall that you might never have even imagined. In this article I am going to introduce many of these features with some practical uses. If you are not au fait with the basics of iptables then you should read my previous article in the Gazette, "Firewalling with netfilter/iptables".

The following features are discussed:

1. Specifying multiple ports in one rule
2. Load balancing
3. Restricting the number of connections
4. Maintaining a list of recent connections to match against
5. Matching against a string in a packet's data payload
6. Time-based rules
7. Setting transfer quotas
8. Packet matching based on TTL values

All of the features discussed in this article are extensions to the packet matching modules of iptables. I used only two of these extensions in the previous article: the --state module which allowed us to filter packets based on whether they were NEW, ESTABLISHED, RELATED or INVALID connections; and the multiport extension, of which I will go into more detail on in this article.

Some of the modules introduced in this article (marked with an asterisk) have not made their way into the default Linux kernel yet but a netfilter utility called "patch-o-matic" can be used to add them to your own kernel and this will be discussed at the end of the article.

1. Specifying Multiple Ports with multiport

The multiport module allows one to specify a number of different ports in one rule. This allows for fewer rules and easier maintenance of iptables configuration files. For example, if we wanted to allow global access to the SMTP, HTTP, HTTPS and SSH ports on our server we would normally use something like the following:

-A INPUT -i eth0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW --dport ssh   -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -i eth0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW --dport smtp  -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -i eth0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW --dport http  -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -i eth0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW --dport https -j ACCEPT

Using the multiport matching module, we can now write:

-A INPUT -i eth0 -p tcp -m state --state NEW -m multiport --dports ssh,smtp,http,https -j ACCEPT

It must be used in conjunction with either -p tcp or -p udp and only up to 15 ports may be specified. The supported options are:

--sports port[,port,port...]

matches source port(s)

--dports port[,port,port...]

matches destination port(s)

--ports port[,port,port...]

matches both source and destination port(s)

mport^* is another similar extension that also allows you to specify port ranges, e.g. --dport 22,80,6000:6100.

2. Load Balancing with random^* or nth^*

Both the random and nth extensions can be used for load balancing. If, for example, you wished to balance incoming web traffic between four mirrored web servers then you could add either of the following rule sets to your nat table:

-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m nth --counter 0 --every 4 --packet 0 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.5:80
-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m nth --counter 0 --every 4 --packet 1 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.6:80
-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m nth --counter 0 --every 4 --packet 2 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.7:80
-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m nth --counter 0 --every 4 --packet 3 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.8:80

or:

-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m random --average 25 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.5:80
-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m random --average 25 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.6:80
-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW -m random --average 25 \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.7:80
-A PREROUTING -i eth0 -p tcp --dport 80 -m state --state NEW \
    -j DNAT --to-destination 192.168.0.8:80

The nth matching extension allows you to match the nth packet received by the rule. There are up to 16 (0...15) counters for matching the nth packets. The above four (nth) rules use counter 0 to count every 4th packet. Once the 4th packet is received, the counter is reset to zero. The first rule matches the 1st packet (--packet 0) of every four counted, the second rule matches the 2nd packet (--packet 0), and so on.

The random matching extension allows you to match packets based on a given probability. The first rule from the set of random rules above matches 25% (--average 25) of the TCP connections to port 80 and redirects these to the first mirrored web server. Of the 75% of connections not matching on the first rule, 25% will match the second and a further 25% will match the third. The remaining 25% will be caught by the fourth rule.

Another use of the random extension would be to simulate a faulty network connection to evaluate the performance of networking hardware/software, etc.

3. Restricting the Number of Connections with limit and iplimit^*

The limit matching extension can be used to limit the number of times a rule matches in a given time period while the iplimit extension can restrict the number of parallel TCP connections from a particular host or network. These extensions can be used for a variety of purposes:

• to protect against DOS (denial of service) attacks such as preventing a flood of HTTP requests to your web server while ensuring all your customers have unlimited access;
• to prevent a brute-force attack to guess passwords;
• to limit Internet usage by staff during working hours;
• and many many more.

Let's take the case where we want to limit the Internet usage of our employees during working hours. We could use a rule like:

-A FORWARD -m state --state NEW -p tcp -m multiport --dport http,https -o eth0 -i eth1 \
    -m limit --limit 50/hour --limit-burst 5 -j ACCEPT

This rule assumes that we are acting as a proxy server where the external connection is via eth0 and eth1 connects to our office network. The rule limits all of our internal computers to only 50 new HTTP or HTTPS connections per hour and the use of --limit-burst prevents any one employee from using up all 50 in one go. Packets can be matched /day, /hour, /minute or /sec.

The --limit-burst parameter can be quite confusing at first. In the above example, it will ensure that if all employees are trying to access the Internet throughout the hour then only 5 connections are made every 5 minutes. If 30 minutes pass with no connections and then there is a sudden rush for the remaining 30 minutes, only 5 connections will be permitted every 2.5 minutes. I once heard it explained as follows:

For every limit rule, there's a "bucket" containing "tokens". Whenever the rule matches, a token is removed and when the token count reaches zero, the rule doesn't match anymore.

--limit is the bucket refill rate.
--limit-burst is the bucket size (number of tokens that it can hold).

The iplimit extension allows us to restrict the number of parallel TCP connections from a particular host or network. If, for example, we wanted to limit the number of HTTP connections made by any single IP address to 5 we could use:

-A INPUT -p tcp -m state --state NEW --dport http -m iplimit --iplimit-above 5 -j DROP

4. Maintaining a List of recent Connections to Match Against

By using the recent extension one can dynamically create a list of IP addresses that match a rule and then match against these IPs in different ways later. One possible use would be to create a "temporary" bad-guy list by detecting possible port scans and to then DROP all other connections from the same source for a given period of time

Port 139 is one of the most dangerous ports for Microsoft Windows® users as it is through this port that the Windows file and print sharing service runs. This also makes this port one of the first scanned by many port scanners or potential hackers and a target for many of the worms around today. We can use the recent matching extension to temporarily block any IP from connecting with our machine that scans this port as follows:

-A FORWARD -m recent --name portscan --rcheck --seconds 300 -j DROP
-A FORWARD -p tcp -i eth0 --dport 139 -m recent --name portscan --set -j DROP

Now anyone trying to connect to port 139 on our firewall will have all of their packets dropped until 300 seconds has passed. The supported options include:

--name name

The name of the list to store the IP in or check it against. If no name is given then DEFAULT will be used

--set

This will add the source address of the packet to the list. If the source address is already in the list, this will update the existing entry.

--rcheck

This will check if the source address of the packet is currently in the list.

--update

This will check if the source address of the packet is currently in the list. If it is then that entry will be updated and the rule will return true.

--remove

This will check if the source address of the packet is currently in the list and if so that address will be removed from the list and the rule will return true.

--seconds seconds

This option must be used in conjunction with one of --rcheck or --update. When used, this will narrow the match to only happen when the address is in the list and was seen within the last given number of seconds.

--hitcount hits

This option must be used in conjunction with one of --rcheck or --update. When used, this will narrow the match to only happen when the address is in the list and packets had been received greater than or equal to the given value. This option may be used along with `seconds' to create an even narrower match requiring a certain number of hits within a specific time frame.

5. Matching Against a string^* in a Packet's Data Payload

The string extension allows one to match a string anywhere in a packet's data payload. Although this extension does have many valid uses, I would strongly advise caution. Let's say, for example, that our Linux firewall is protecting an internal network with some computers running Microsoft Windows® and we would like to block all executable files. We might try something like:

-A FORWARD -m string --string '.com' -j DROP
-A FORWARD -m string --string '.exe' -j DROP

This has a number of problems:

• if the '.com' or '.exe' is split across two packets it will not be matched
• if any packet being transmitted contains either of the stings it will be dropped; this includes any packets from a web page containing those strings, from an e-mail transmission, etc

6. Time-based Rules with time^*

We can match rules based on the time of day and the day of the week using the time module. This could be used to limit staff web usage to lunch-times, to take each of a set of mirrored web servers out of action for automated backups or system maintenance, etc. The following example allows web access during lunch hour:

-A FORWARD -p tcp -m multiport --dport http,https -o eth0 -i eth1 \
    -m time --timestart 12:30 --timestop 13:30 --days Mon,Tue,Wed,Thu,Fri -j ACCEPT

Clearly the start and stop times are 24-hour with the format HH:MM. The day is a comma-separated list that is case sensitive and made up of Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat and/or Sun.

7. Setting transfer quotas with quota^*

Setting transfer quotas can be very useful in many situations. As an example, a lot of broadband users will have download quotas set for them by their ISP and many may charge extra for every megabyte transferred in excess of this quota. You can use iptables to monitor your usage and cut you off when you reach your quota (say 2GB) with a rule similar to the following:

-A INPUT -p tcp -m quota --quota 2147483648 -j ACCEPT
-A INPUT -j DROP

You can then view your usage with the following command:
$ iptables -v -L

You would also need to reset the quota every month manually (by restarting iptables) or with a cron job. Clearly your computer would need to be 'always-on' for this example to be of any use, but there are also any other situations where the quota extension would be useful.

8. Packet Matching Based on TTL Values

The TTL (Time-To-Live) value of a packet is an 8-bit number that is decremented by one each time the packet is processed by an intermediate host between its source and destination. The default value is operating system dependant and usually ranges from 32 to 128. Its purpose includes ensuring that no packet stays in the network for an unreasonable length of time, gets stuck in an endless loop because of bad routing tables, etc. Once the TTL value of a packet reaches 0 it is discarded and a message is sent to its source which can decide whether or not to resend it.

As an interesting aside: this is actually how the traceroute command works. It sends a packet to the destination with a TTL of 1 first and gets a reply from the first intermediate host. It then sends a packet with a TTL of 2 and receives a reply from the second intermediate host and so on until it reaches its destination.

The usefulness of packet matching based on TTL value depends on your imagination. One possible use is to identify "man-in-the-middle" attacks. If you regularly connect from home to work you could monitor your TTL values and establish a reasonable maximum value at the receiving end. You can the use this to deny any packets that arrive with a higher TTL value as it may indicate a possible "man-in-the-middle" attack; someone intercepting your packets, reading/storing them and resending them onto the destination. There are of course "man-in-the-middle" methods that wouldn't alter the TTL value but, as always, security is never absolute, only incremental. TTL matching could also be used for network debugging or to find hosts with bad default TTL values.

As a simple example, let's reject all packets from a specific IP with a TTL of less than 40:

-A INPUT -s 1.2.3.4 -m ttl --ttl-lt 40 -j REJECT

You can also check for TTL values that are less than (--ttl-gt) or equal to (--ttl-eq) a particular value.

Patching Your Kernel with Patch-O-Matic (POM)

Some of the newer features introduced in this article are not considered stable enough by the netfilter development team for inclusion in the current Linux kernel. To use these you will need to patch your kernel using a utility called patch-o-matic. This is not for the faint of heart and I am not going to provide step-by-step instructions here. I will simply cover patch-o-matic and provide references to more information.

Patch-o-matic can be downloaded from the netfilter homepage, http://www.netfilter.org/. You will also need the source code for your kernel (if you are using a kernel supplied with your distribution, install the kernel-source package or install a new kernel by downloading the latest kernel source code from http://www.kernel.org/) and the source code for iptables which you can also download from the netfilter homepage. Once you have these, unpack them and execute the runme script from patch-o-matic as follows:
$ KERNEL_DIR=<path to the kernel source code> IPTABLES_DIR=<path to the iptables source code> ./runme extra

The script describes each new extension and asks whether or not to patch the kernel for it. Once that is finished you will need to recompile the kernel, the netfilter kernel modules and the iptables binaries. This is outside the scope of this article but you will find useful information on the following sites:

• Netfilter Extensions HOWTO
• Kernel Rebuild Guide
  (this was part of the The Linux Documentation Project but was removed for review - this is the latest version from that review process but it is still in development)

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Barry O'Donovan graduated from the National University of Ireland, Galway with a B.Sc. (Hons) in computer science and mathematics. He is currently completing a Ph.D. in computer science with the Information Hiding Laboratory, University College Dublin, Ireland in the area of audio watermarking.

Barry has been using Linux since 1997 and his current flavor of choice is Fedora Core. He is a member of the Irish Linux Users Group. Whenever he's not doing his Ph.D. he can usually be found supporting his finances by doing some work for Open Hosting, in the pub with friends or running in the local park.

Laptop review: Averatec 5400 series

By Ben Okopnik

Peripatetic Contemplations on the State of Mobile Computing (a.k.a., How I Shop for Hardware)

I've been looking for a laptop lately. Not just any laptop, but a backup to my main, do-everything desktop-replacement machine (an Acer 2003WLMi, currently being replaced by Acer with a newer model due to being a lemon) - which is also a laptop. The larger agenda here, however, is to also find something to replace the Acer: The machine itself, though difficult to configure, works fine with Linux, but the company's tech support/customer service has been consistently horrible and arrogant to such a degree that I, with more than 20 years of experience in the computer business, cannot recall anything equally appalling. So, in actuality, I'm shopping for two laptops - and what makes the process quite pleasant is that there's very little time pressure involved.

In my shopping and comparison process, I found a number of Linux laptop-related sites - all of which list a multitude of machines and the configuration directions for them. What I found lacking on all of them were qualified opinions, otherwise known as reviews. Honestly, now - I don't expect a rant ("this thing sucks The Rock of Gibraltar through a mile of garden hose, and I would torture my worst enemy by buying him one!") or an encomium to please the ears of the gods ("Now shall I sing of a Laptop, Great and Powerful, the sort that is scarce to be found in the Earth but one which Vulcan himself would proudly claim as his masterpiece...") - but basic statements like...

• "easy, automatic Fedora installation plus Linux drivers on OEM's website - everything just worked!"
• "advanced Linuxers should have no problem with this machine, but newbies may have a difficult time."
• "lots of proprietary hardware; Linux drivers do not exist and won't unless the vendor changes his mind. Not recommended."

...would go a long way toward helping people choose. I plan to rectify this with both explicit opinions - and boy, have I got a lot of those! - and a 1-to-10 scale at the end of each of these articles, in the hope of addressing this problem.

As to my qualifications to do this kind of testing - after wearing out a number of laptops over the years, I consider myself to be somewhat of a connoisseur of the breed. Add to this the fact that I've been working on computer hardware and software since the Elder Days, have a strong preference for Linux, and possess a lifelong passion for finding out Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How (and know the methods necessary to get those answers), and you've got somebody who knows enough to ask the persnickety questions that the manufacturers don't want asked - and has no problem asking them. Given all of the above, this is definitely something I can have fun doing. Also, living aboard a sailboat as I do - particularly one not attached to a dock with all those conveniences like shore power and cable connections but swinging free at anchor, where I have to "make my own" or do without - I ask quite a lot of my computer equipment; therefore, I consider this to be an excellent test environment.

Note: in this testing, I'm restricting myself to brands that a) can be bought off the shelf in US stores, and b) have a no-cost return policy. This rules out Dell, Gateway, and others of their ilk (I may reconsider after checking their return policies a bit more carefully, but for the moment, they're out - I'm not up for shipping hassles.) However, this should still leave plenty to work with - and I plan to keep hunting until I find something that satisfies me, both in terms of the quality of the unit itself as well as its ease of configuration and (to some degree) support under Linux.

Dear readers, I invite your comments and recommendations. If you've got a laptop that you use with Linux and have found to be easily configurable, or know of one that fits the above restrictions and you think might be a good one, please feel free to contact me with your experiences and suggestions at .

Now, let's dive into this first review...

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Hardware:

• Averatec 5400 series laptop (available only at Walmart), $999
• AMD Athlon XP-M 2800+
• 40GB hard drive, ATA-100 Ultra-DMA support
• 512MB DDR memory - 200-pin SDRAM SO-DIMM
• 15" XGA TFT LCD screen (1024x768x16M colors), S3 UniChrome Pro IGP graphics processor
• DVD +/-RW burner
• Built-in 802.11g wireless
• Ports: VGA, Ethernet, modem, mic, headphone, 4 USB ports
• Pointing device: GlidePad touchpad
• Weight: ~8 lbs.

OS/Software:

• Debian (unstable release ("sid"))
• Kernel version: 2.6.8-rc3-bk4
• Host type: i386-pc-linux-gnu
• Build CC: gcc-3.3
• Compiler version: 3.3.4 (Debian 1:3.3.4-6)

First impressions

When I first looked at this laptop in the store, my immediate take on it was "simple but solid". This closely matched my idea of a backup laptop, and given the price - quite good for the included hardware and the visible quality of fit and finish - this machine seemed to be just what I was looking for. I inquired about Walmart's return policy (15 days, no restocking or other charges), had them open the box and hit the "on" button to make sure I wasn't picking up a dead machine, plunked down my credit card, and took the box home.

One of the pleasant touches with this machine is that Averatec has included a nice sturdy laptop carrying bag - not the fanciest thing in the world, but quite adequate and then some. Conversely, the power supply is large and heavy - and, as I found out a little later, runs quite hot. Some laptop buyers may also find themselves at a loss when looking in the box: laptop, bag, two CDs (Wind0ws XP and Averatec's recovery disc), and the power supply is all they'll find. Oh yeah, there's a "Quickstart Guide" page - one side of a glossy sheet. No manual (Averatec does provide a PDF of it on their site along with the Wind0ws drivers), no bubbly "Welcome!" pages designed by marketing, no cables, no "special offers" - nothing. Personally, I liked it; some people might be disconcerted.

Hardware Specifics

I popped out the HD that came with the machine, slipped in the Debian-loaded HD that I'd kept when I sent the Acer off to the factory, and booted up. Here was my first chance to find out what this machine was really made of - the information I needed to make intelligent buying decisions (which the manufacturers, for some silly reason, usually hide, with a unanimity that approaches collusion. I've never understood why.) Well, running "lspci" would expose all.

0000:00:10.0 USB Controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT82xxxxx UHCI USB 1.1 Controller (rev 80)
0000:00:10.1 USB Controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT82xxxxx UHCI USB 1.1 Controller (rev 80)
0000:00:10.2 USB Controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT82xxxxx UHCI USB 1.1 Controller (rev 80)
0000:00:10.3 USB Controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. USB 2.0 (rev 82)

The USB system worked "right out of the box". One of the nicer things about this machine is that it comes with 4 USB ports; considering that there are very few other ports, this is an absolute necessity. Given that my usual Net connection is via a USB cable connected to my cell phone, the no-twiddling, "just works" hookup here made life quite pleasant.

0000:00:00.0 Host bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 0204
0000:00:00.1 Host bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 1204
0000:00:00.2 Host bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 2204
0000:00:00.3 Host bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 3204
0000:00:00.4 Host bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 4204
0000:00:00.7 Host bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 7204

0000:00:01.0 PCI bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT8237 PCI bridge [K8T800 South]
0000:00:11.0 ISA bridge: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT8235 ISA Bridge

0000:00:18.0 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 NorthBridge
0000:00:18.1 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 NorthBridge
0000:00:18.2 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 NorthBridge
0000:00:18.3 Host bridge: Advanced Micro Devices [AMD] K8 NorthBridge

0000:00:11.1 IDE interface: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT82C586A/B/VT82C686/A/B/VT823x/A/C PIPC Bus Master IDE (rev 06)

The "internals" - i.e., the resources necessary for the CPU to communicate with the peripherals - all worked fine, despite the "Unknown device" messages. In fact, it's been a very long time since I've seen Linux fail to work well in this area, no matter what strange hardware I've thrown at it.

0000:00:09.0 CardBus bridge: ENE Technology Inc CB1410 Cardbus Controller (rev 01)

Cardbus and PCMCIA worked out of the box as well; plugging in a CardBus Ethernet card (a Netgear FA511) worked without a hitch. There's only one PCMCIA slot, which could be insufficient for some situations - but, again, given the number of USB slots and the built-in Ethernet port, I could certainly cope with it.

0000:00:0b.0 Network controller: RaLink Ralink RT2500 802.11 Cardbus Reference Card (rev 01)

RaLink provides tarballs with compilable source for this 802.11g wireless LAN card on their website (well done, people!); however, compiling it required downloading a dozen MB worth of Qt libraries, which I was not willing to do over a cell-phone link. "ndiswrap" once again (in my experience) proved to be a great alternative in this situation: I grabbed the source for it, compiled it, downloaded the Wind0ws drivers, and ran the installation procedure. In the process of doing this, I learned about "/etc/iftab" and "ifrename", which allow you to remap interface names; I created the file, entered

wlan* mac 00:04:23:72:F5:DC

into it (the above being the MAC address of the interface as shown by "ifconfig"), and - voila! - instead of "eth1", my wireless interface was named "wlan0" when I brought it up. Unfortunately, I had no way to test it: it's 802.11g-only, and there are no "g" access points around here that I know of. However, every other test short of that showed it to be up and working.

0000:00:11.5 Multimedia audio controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT8233/A/8235/8237 AC97 Audio Controller (rev 50)

I compiled "snd_via82xx" as a module - that being what ALSA requires, which also leaves the system flexible enough to recognize other sound hardware - and everything came right up. I'll confess that I use "Timidity" (essentially, a MIDI emulator) for playing MIDI files, so I did not test that part of the sound system... but it works so well that I stopped caring a long time ago. MP3s, WAVs, etc., worked fine; dumping AUs into "/dev/dsp" produced the expected results. The top volume is about 80% of what I'd come to expect of a laptop, but my "multimedia-enabled" Acer (built-in bass speaker) has probably spoiled me in this respect.

0000:00:11.6 Communication controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. Intel 537 [AC97 Modem] (rev 80)

I haven't tested this - I don't have a lot of use for modems these days - but I'd imagine it works about as well (or as poorly) as any other AC97 (win)modem. There are drivers available for such things; I've used them in the past. "They work" is about all one can say about them... that's not to denigrate, in any way, the effort of the Linuxfolk who have put in their time and effort; rather, it's a simple statement of fact: winmodems suck.

0000:00:12.0 Ethernet controller: VIA Technologies, Inc. VT6102 [Rhine-II] (rev 74)

Compiling a "via_rhine" module took care of this; "hotplug" automatically detected it and loaded in on the next boot.

0000:01:00.0 VGA compatible controller: VIA Technologies, Inc.: Unknown device 3108 (rev 01)

I didn't have any major problems with this, and only a couple of minor ones. Obviously, this is a relatively new piece of hardware (the "unknown device" message says that it doesn't have a description in the PCI database); however, it worked OK "out of the box", at 1024x768 all the way up to 32bpp. One odd note here is that instead of going blank whenever it times out, the screen breaks into a weird medley of twitching color blobs (X and console both) that makes me feel like it's about to blow up at any second; somewhat unnerving, to say the least. Also - and some people may find this much more important than I did - I simply could not get DRI/GLX to work (resulting in relatively slow but still reasonable video rendering for, e.g., DVD playing. There are also a number of games which will not run without it.) I've seen a report of a successful DRI/GLX configuration for a similar machine with the same video hardware, but didn't get that far myself. Perhaps it was the fact that I was uninterested in investing quite that much effort in this area.

Other features and considerations

The DVD-RW seems to work fine. I've burned a few CDs on it, and just popped in a DVD of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" to check the "video in" end; seems OK. I've also mounted and read several data CDs without any problems.

The keys have good, definite action - unlike the mushy ones on my Acer, which provides nearly zero feel. The touchpad is OK, if a bit odd - selection by tapping doesn't follow the standard "word-line-none" cycle, and there are no multi-finger gestures (i.e., pasting), although using the buttons works fine. This may be resolvable by configuration, though.

I've never had much luck with sleep or suspend under ACPI; however, suspend-to-disk works just fine - unless you load the cdc_acm module (used for USB modems - i.e., my cell phone.) Not this machine's fault, but something to be aware of; trying to suspend, or even simply unload the module freezes it solid. This has been so for the entire 2.6 kernel series, unfortunately. Since this kernel is considered to be experimental, I can't even submit a bug report unless I join the kernel-developers list.

Problems

The battery life in this machine is very poor. I timed it while running X with a light-to-average load (reduced brightness, three xterms and a Mozilla window, and doing nothing heavier than editing this article and reading email in Mutt), and the charge, as reported by ACPI, went from a high of 97% at 10:45a.m. to 50% at 11:17a.m and 2% at 11:48a.m. Just as bad is the fact that the battery takes several hours to recharge if you use the machine while it's charging. This is not a fault in this specific unit's battery or charger but seems standard for the model; I've actually used two of these machines due to an odd concatenation of circumstances, and both behaved identically.

Other black marks: the 5400 has three fans (at least as reported by ACPI), with one of them running immediately on startup and a second one kicking in just seconds later. They are theoretically (hah!) controllable via ACPI; I have not found it to be so in practice. The status is readable but is not controllable (despite the fact that I can change the "off" message for fan #3 to "on" - but cannot change any "on" settings to "off" - it does nothing.) Moreover, on a warm Florida day (80 degrees Fahrenheit; my boat has fans but no air conditioning), the machine will often pop up a "going down now due to thermal overload: 88 degrees C!" (or similar) message and immediately die, with no time to save or close anything.

The physical design of the machine also has a slight but important oddity: after carrying it in the bag with the power supply, I found a number of vertical lines marked on the LCD screen. These went away with careful cleaning, but made me realize that the distance from the screen face to the keyboard was inadequate: when there was even a slight pressure on the top of the machine (back of the screen), the display face pressed against the keys! In my estimate, this would wear into the plastic of the LCD screen after a while - a completely unacceptable result. I suppose you could retain the acrylic sheet that comes taped onto the display as a screen protector, but this seems ridiculously makeshift for a brand-new laptop.

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Final result

Despite the relative ease of system configuration and general Linuxability of this machine, several of the factors - particularly the unreasonably sensitive thermal shutdown (or high internal running temperature), the low battery charge life, and the long recharge times - made it unusable, or nearly so, for my purposes. For someone willing to mess around with the internals of ACPI, or perhaps simply research the issues, some of these may (or may not) be resolvable and worth the time to do so; for me, the overall decision was "thumbs down".

Linuxability rating:		8/10
Overall rating:		5/10

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Ben is the Editor-in-Chief for Linux Gazette and a member of The Answer Gang.

Ben was born in Moscow, Russia in 1962. He became interested in electricity at the tender age of six, promptly demonstrated it by sticking a fork into a socket and starting a fire, and has been falling down technological mineshafts ever since. He has been working with computers since the Elder Days, when they had to be built by soldering parts onto printed circuit boards and programs had to fit into 4k of memory. He would gladly pay good money to any psychologist who can cure him of the recurrent nightmares.

His subsequent experiences include creating software in nearly a dozen languages, network and database maintenance during the approach of a hurricane, and writing articles for publications ranging from sailing magazines to technological journals. After a seven-year Atlantic/Caribbean cruise under sail and passages up and down the East coast of the US, he is currently anchored in St. Augustine, Florida. He works as a technical instructor for Sun Microsystems and a private Open Source consultant/Web developer. His current set of hobbies includes flying, yoga, martial arts, motorcycles, writing, and Roman history; his Palm Pilot is crammed full of alarms, many of which contain exclamation points.

He has been working with Linux since 1997, and credits it with his complete loss of interest in waging nuclear warfare on parts of the Pacific Northwest.

Outliners and Mind mapping

By Jimmy O'Regan

Outlining and mind mapping are two ways of representing information. Both are useful for brainstorming and note taking (among other things), but most importantly, both are excellent ways of organising information. It should come as little surprise that organising information is important to programmers, and, because Linux is the operating system of choice for the discerning programmer, there is a wealth of software available to assist with these tasks.

I decided recently to get my life in order. Part of this was accepting that not all self-help material is rubbish. (For as long as I can remember, my father has been a devoted reader of self-help -- reader, not follower -- so I've been soured on the whole concept since my teenage years). Another part is simply organising myself.

One of the habits I'm trying to break is the habit of keeping notes on scraps of paper or in random text files scattered around the place. Outliners and mind maps are useful in the quest to add context and relationships to these otherwise random pieces of information, and have been working out well for me so far.

Outliners

Outlining is a useful method for both note-taking and brainstorming. An outline is a list of ideas, which are grouped by sub-topic in a hierarchy. When writing an outline, only the key points are used, which are later expanded upon if writing.

The above paragraph as an outline would look something like this:

Outlining

• Uses:
• • Note taking
  • Brainstorming
• What is it?
• • List of ideas
  • Sub-topics
  • Hierarchy
  • Key points first
  • Expanded later

Outliners are a type of software that allow the user to write a document as an outline, to add detail to each point, and to hide that detail so further points may be added.

Most modern word processors have outline facilities -- the "Headings" view in OOWriter's "Navigator", for example. Although there are standalone outliners available, such as Think, the most interesting outliners around are those for Emacs and Vim.

Emacs Outline mode

Emacs comes with an outline mode. This uses a very simple text format: headings begin with an asterisk, and any text between headings is counted as the text belonging to that heading. If the text of a subheading is folded, this is shown as an ellipsis (...) after the heading's title. (example)

* Top Level Heading

** Sub heading

This text will be hidden if the sub-heading is folded.

** Sub heading 2
*** Sub subheading

The Vim Outliner

The Vim Outliner is, in my opinion, the best outliner available for Linux. (However, this is probably because I use Vim as my main editor: I prefer Emacs, but not after the beating Mandrake gave it). Like Emacs's outline mode, it uses a simple text format (example):

Top Level
    Sub-heading
    | Text 
    Another sub-heading
        Sub-sub-heading
        | More text

Like Emacs's outline mode, TVO allows headings and subheadings to be folded. (Well, it would have to: otherwise it wouldn't be much of an outliner). Different heading levels are colour-coded; it's best to name an outliner file with the extension .otl, so Vim will know to do this.

While reading about outliners on the Net, I found a DOS outliner, ThinkTank, from 1987. This uses a simple text format that is easily converted for use with Vim Outliner.

Mind Mapping

Mind mapping is a way of representing information developed by Tony Buzan that takes advantage of several aspects of how the brain processes information. At its most basic, a mind map is similar to an outline in tree form -- a tree turned on its side, using roots as well as branches, but still a tree.

A mind map starts at a central concept. Top-level sub-topics branch out from that on either side, lower-level branches from those, and so on. With a paper mind map, when you come to the edge of the page, you simply glue a new page to that edge and continue.

So far, not much different to an outline.

An effective mind map makes use of different colours for each branch: This makes each main sub topic stand out more, and assists the brain in processing the data. It's also recommended that, where possible, a mind map should have pictures: "A picture is worth a thousand words" may be a cliché, but it's true.

OPML

While I'm talking about outliners, I should probably mention OPML, which is best known as the standard format for swapping feed subscriptions.

OPML stands for Outline Processor Markup Language. It has a very simple structure: As with HTML, there are "head" and "body" sections. Also as with HTML, the head section is used for meta information -- tags like "title", "dateCreated", "dateModified", "ownerName", and "ownerEmail" are self-explanatory; "expansionState" is used to contain a comma-separated list of the outlines that are expanded by default; "vertScrollState" contains the number of the line that is to be displayed (after outlines have been expanded); "windowTop", "windowLeft", "windowBottom", and "windowRight" are used to set the window state.

In the body section, there is only one tag - "outline", which can contain other outline tags, for the various levels of headings. The outline tag can have any attribute, though "text" is common. Most of these tags are ignored by feed readers, though, because they mostly look for a link and a title. I've included a sample.

Vim Outliner comes with a Ruby script that converts OPML to its own format - I've also included sample output: feeds.opml, sample.opml.

FreeMind

FreeMind is an open-source mind mapping program. It's written in Java, so it runs fine on Linux. Freemind has several features that those who are familiar with mind maps would expect; text and branch colours may be changed, images may be added to nodes, and there are several stock icons that can be added to branches or nodes as mnemonics.

Although the developers say that FreeMind does not create mind maps exactly according to Tony Buzan's original idea, it's close enough as far as I remember. It does, however, add some extra features that are not possible with paper-based mind maps: Branches and their nodes may have hyperlinks attached to them, and mind maps can be exported as HTML.

FreeMind is easy to use: To add a node to a branch, press the 'Insert' key, and type. To change a node into a branch..., press the 'Insert' key. Nodes and branches can be cut and pasted; individual branches can be exported as HTML as well as the entire mind map; all options for formatting the node/branch are available by right-clicking on it. As with an outliner, branches can be collapsed (or expanded) by pressing "Space", and nodes can be easily navigated with the arrow keys.

Two things worth mentioning are that inserting a graphic (by choosing Node->Set Graphic from the context menu, or by typing Alt-K) replaces any text that was in the node; the other is that you can show that two nodes are related, even if they are in different branches, by holding Ctrl-Shift and dragging and dropping one node on top of the other. This draws a line between the two, which happily does not cover the text of any nodes in the way.

I've included some examples which show how I've used FreeMind -- mostly for summarising information, like when I wanted to find out about CIFS, or about comedy writing (though that, in turn, was based on an outline I found on the Internet), though I also used it to represent the decision-making process behind my haircut, to represent my bookmarks (see below), and to just have a set of ridiculous-looking bubbles. I've also added a second version of comedy writing that shows the difference having links between different nodes makes.

Delicious Mind

Delicious Mind is a Python script, available here that converts entries in del.icio.us to a FreeMind mind map. (I've included a local version that follows del.icio.us's request that scripts identify themselves, as well as my own version that generates rdf -- thanks are due to Ian Oeschger, who for allowing me to publsih my version).

For those who don't know, del.icio.us is an online public bookmarking system that has superceded the browser's built-in bookmark facilities for many people. Del.icio.us entries are not filed in folders like traditional bookmarks; instead, each entry is tagged with keywords, from which delicious generates a list of folders.

Del.icio.us also allows users to see who else has bookmarked each entry, as well as providing folders of popular tags, which contain items from each user who uses that tag. Del.icio.us also provides feeds, so people can subscribe to each other's bookmarks. Items may also be sorted by date, for a particular user, or for all users, and the main page contains a list of the most recently added bookmarks.

Del.icio.us provides a public API so people can easily access and manipulate their own bookmarks from scripts. Delicious mind takes advantage of this; it takes a list of tags, which are then defined as second level branches, and populates them with nodes of each bookmark in that category. (XML fans can rejoice: del.icio.us sends its information as a simple XML format that can easily be processed with some simple xsl).

As well as providing a way of visualising your bookmarks, this can be coupled with FreeMind's HTML export to maintain a local copy of your del.icio.us bookmarks -- like all popular Web sites, del.icio.us tends to suffer occasional periods of down time. (Have a look at the HTML export of this file compared with the del.icio.us version).

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Jimmy is a single father of one, who enjoys long walks... Oh, right.

Jimmy has been using computers from the tender age of seven, when his father inherited an Amstrad PCW8256. After a few brief flirtations with an Atari ST and numerous versions of DOS and Windows, Jimmy was introduced to Linux in 1998 and hasn't looked back.

In his spare time, Jimmy likes to play guitar and read: not at the same time, but the picks make handy bookmarks.

Screen scraping with Perl

By Jimmy O'Regan

Screen scraping is a relatively well-known idea, but for those who are not familiar with it, the term refers to the process of extracting data from a website. This may involve sending form information, navigating through the site, etc., but the part I'm most interested in is processing the HTML to extract the information I'm looking for.

As I mentioned in my article about outliners, I've been organising myself recently, and as part of that process of organisation I've been writing several screen scrapers to reduce the amount of browsing I do: repeatedly visiting news sites to see if they have been updated is a waste of anyone's time, and in these times of feed readers, it's even less tolerable.

Liferea, my feed reader of choice, has a facility to read a feed generated by a command, and I have been taking advantage of this facility. As well as reducing the amount of time I spend reading the news from various sources, this also allows me to keep track of websites I wouldn't normally remember to read.

Perl

In my article about feed readers I mentioned RSSscraper, a Ruby-based framework for writing screen scrapers. As much as I like RSSscraper, I've been writing my screen scrapers in Perl. Ruby looks like a nice language, but I find Perl's regexes easier to use, and CPAN is filled with convenient modules to do just about everything you can think of (and many more things you'd probably never think of).

Most of my screen scrapers use regexes, mainly because Perl's regexes were haunting me: there was a something I just wasn't grasping, and I wanted to push past it (and I have, and now I can't remember what the block was :). There are much better ways to write screen scrapers: Perl has modules like WWW::Mechanize, HTML::TokeParser, etc., that make screen scraping easier.

Using regexes

First of all, here's a list of scrapers:

• bill-bailey.pl.txt: Bill Bailey is a British comedian, whose blog lacks any sort of feed.
• mmoore.pl.txt: Michael Moore doesn't really need an introduction. His blog is also feedless.
• sun-bizarre.pl.txt, sun-viral.pl.txt: I read The Sun. There, I admitted it. I work in a factory, and it's good to keep up with the news that everyone else reads, but mostly it's because I like looking at pictures of scantily clad women. [shrug]. I also have sun-pic.pl.txt, which allows me to bypass The Sun's annoying popups.
• telsa.pl.txt: Telsa, wife of Alan Cox, keeps one of the most interesting diaries on the 'net
• tp.pl.txt: Grabs a list of Terry Pratchett's Usenet posts from Google Groups (Google does provide an API, but Google Groups isn't currently available).
• uf.pl.txt: Grabs the latest Userfriendly comic strip.

Most of the scrapers work in exactly the same way: fetch the page using LWP::Simple, split the page into sections, and extract the blog entry from each section. sun-pic.pl is a dirty hackish attempt to bypass popups, and The Sun's horrible site's tendency to crash Mozilla. It's called with the address of the page, grabs the images from the popups, and puts them in a specific directory. It's not meant to be useful to anyone else, other than as an example of a quick and dirty script that's different from the other examples here. If you're interested, read the comments in the script.

I'll use Telsa's diary as an example, because the page layout is clear, and the script I wrote is one of the better examples (I'd learned to use the /x modifier for clarity in regexes by then).

   <dt><a name="2004-10-25"><strong>October 25th</strong></a></dt>
   <dd>
    <p>
      [Content]
    </p>
   </dd>

... and so on.

Each entry starts with <dt>, so I use that as the point at which to split. From each entry, I want to grab the anchor name, the title (between the <strong> tags), and everything that follows, until the </dd> tag.

The script looks like this:

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict;
use XML::RSS;
use LWP::Simple;
use HTML::Entities;

my $rss = new XML::RSS (version => '1.0');
my $url = "http://www.linux.org.uk/~telsa/Diary/diary.html";
my $page = get($url);

$rss->channel(title       => "The more accurate diary. Really.",
              link        => $url,
              description => "Telsa's diary of life with a hacker:" 
	      		     . " the current ramblings");

foreach (split ('<dt>', $page))
{
	if (/<a\sname="
             ([^"]*)     # Anchor name
             ">
             <strong>
             ([^>]*)     # Post title
             <\/strong><\/a><\/dt>\s*<dd>
             (.*)        # Body of post
             <\/dd>/six)
	{
		$rss->add_item(title       => $2,
			       link        => "$url#$1",
		       	       description => encode_entities($3));
	}
}

print $rss->as_string;

Most of the scrapers follow this general recipe, but the Michael Moore and Terry Pratchett scrapers have two important differences.

Michael Moore's blog, unlike most blogs, has the links for each item on a separate part of the page from the content that's being scraped, so I have a function to scrape the content again for the link:

sub findurl ($$)
{
	my $title = shift;
	my $pagein = shift;
	if ($pagein =~ /<a href="(index.php\?id=[^"]*)">$title<\/a>/i)
	{
		return "http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/diary/$1";
	}
}

It's important to have a unique URL for each item in a feed, because most feed readers use the link as a key, and will only display one entry for each link.

The Terry Pratchett scraper is also different, in that instead of using LWP::Simple, it uses LWP::Agent. Google wouldn't accept a request from my script, so I used LWP::Agent to masquerade as a browser:

my $ie="Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)";

my $ua = LWP::UserAgent->new;
$ua->agent($ie);
my $url = "http://groups.google.com/groups?safe=images&as_uauthors=Terry%20Pratchett&lr=lang_en&hl=en";
my $response = $ua->get ($url);

if ($response->is_success) 
{
	[scrape as usual]
}
else 
{
	die $response->status_line;
}

(The content of the page is held in $response->content).

One thing I'm still looking at is getting the news from The Sun. The problem with this page is that it has some of the worst abuses of HTML I've ever seen. This snippet uses HTML::TableExtract to extract most of the headlines.

use LWP::Simple;
use HTML::TableExtract;

my $html_string = get ("http://www.thesun.co.uk/section/0,,2,00.html");
my $te = new HTML::TableExtract(depth => 6);
$te->parse($html_string);
foreach $ts ($te->table_states) 
{
	print "Table found at ", join(',', $ts->coords), ":\n";
	foreach $row ($ts->rows) 
	{
		print join(',', @$row), "\n";
	}
}

HTML::TableExtract is a nice module that lets you extract the text content of any table. The "depth" option allows you to select a depth of tables within other tables (the page grabbed by this script has most of its headlines at a depth of 6 tables within tables, but there are others at a depth of 7 -- I think I'll come back to that one). You can also specify a "count" option to tell it which table to extract from, or a "headers" option, which makes the module look for columns with those headers.

Lastly, I'd like to take a look at HTML::TokeParser::Simple. If I had known about this module when I started writing screen scrapers, they would be a lot easier to understand, and more resiliant to change. The scraper for Telsa's diary, for example, will break if the <a> tag has a href attribute as well as a name attribute.

HTML::TokeParser::Simple is, as the name implies, a simplified version of HTML::TokeParser, which allows you to look for certain tags within a file. HTML::TokeParser::Simple gives a number of methods with a prefix of either "is_" or "return_" that tell you if a tag is a certain type or returns it, respectively. HTML::TokeParser::Simple also inherits from HTML::TokeParser, so it has full access to HTML::TokeParser's methods.

The Telsa scraper using HTML::TokeParser::Simple looks like this (text version):

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict;
use XML::RSS;
use LWP::Simple;
use HTML::Entities;
use HTML::TokeParser::Simple;

my $rss = new XML::RSS (version => '1.0');
my $url = "http://www.linux.org.uk/~telsa/Diary/diary.html";
my $page = get($url);
my $stream = HTML::TokeParser::Simple->new(\$page);
my $tag;

$rss->channel(title       => "The more accurate diary. Really.",
              link        => $url,
              description => "Telsa's diary of life with a hacker:" 
	      		     . " the current ramblings");

while ($tag = $stream->get_token)
{
	next unless $tag->is_start_tag ('a');
	next unless $tag->return_attr("name") ne "";
	my $link = $tag->return_attr("name");
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	next unless $tag->is_start_tag ('strong');
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	my $title = $tag->as_is;
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	next unless $tag->is_end_tag ('/strong');
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	next unless $tag->is_end_tag ('/a');
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	next unless $tag->is_end_tag ('/dt');
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	#We've got whitespace; on to the next tag
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	next unless $tag->is_start_tag ('dd');
	my $content = "";
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	until ($tag->is_end_tag('/dd'))
	{
		$content .= $tag->as_is;
		$tag = $stream->get_token;
		next;
	}
	$rss->add_item(title       => $title,
		       link        => "$url#$link",
	       	       description => encode_entities($content));
}

print $rss->as_string;

This is more verbose than necessary, but does the same thing as the regex version. A better version would use HTML::TokeParser's get_tag method (text):

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

use strict;
use XML::RSS;
use LWP::Simple;
use HTML::Entities;
use HTML::TokeParser::Simple;

my $rss = new XML::RSS (version => '1.0');
my $url = "http://www.linux.org.uk/~telsa/Diary/diary.html";
my $page = get($url);
my $stream = HTML::TokeParser::Simple->new(\$page);
my $tag;

$rss->channel(title       => "The more accurate diary. Really.",
              link        => $url,
              description => "Telsa's diary of life with a hacker:" 
	      		     . " the current ramblings");

while ($tag = $stream->get_tag('a'))
{
	next unless $tag->return_attr("name") ne "";
	my $link = $tag->return_attr("name");
	$tag = $stream->get_tag ('strong');
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	my $title = $tag->as_is;
	$tag = $stream->get_tag ('dd');
	my $content = "";
	$tag = $stream->get_token;
	until ($tag->is_end_tag('/dd'))
	{
		$content .= $tag->as_is;
		$tag = $stream->get_token;
		next;
	}
	$rss->add_item(title       => $title,
		       link        => "$url#$link",
	       	       description => encode_entities($content));
}

print $rss->as_string;

There are plenty of other modules for manipulating HTML: a CPAN search gave me 7417 results!

If you're hungry for more, I recommend reading these articles from Perl.com: Create RSS channels from HTML news sites and Screen-scraping with WWW::Mechanize. As a parting shot, I've also included a script that generates del.icio.us-like XML from a Mozilla bookmark file: watch out for next month's Linux Gazette to find out what it's for!

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Jimmy is a single father of one, who enjoys long walks... Oh, right.

Jimmy has been using computers from the tender age of seven, when his father inherited an Amstrad PCW8256. After a few brief flirtations with an Atari ST and numerous versions of DOS and Windows, Jimmy was introduced to Linux in 1998 and hasn't looked back.

In his spare time, Jimmy likes to play guitar and read: not at the same time, but the picks make handy bookmarks.

Bash Shell and Beyond

By William Park

Series Introduction

In this monthly series, I will try to expose the power of the Bash shell. In particular, the readers will be introduced to Bash.Diff which is a collection of my patches incorporating many ideas from Ksh, Zsh, Awk, Python, and other languages.

Each article will focus on one theme or feature, which is not normally thought of in shell context. I will also make liberal use of shell functions, standard builtins, dynamically loadable builtins, and advanced features patched into Bash, in a format that can be easily sourced and maintained.

string.sh

In C, <string.h> defines strcat(3), strcpy(3), strlen(3), and strcmp(3) for string concatenation, copy, size, and test operations respectively. Such basic operations are needed constantly when programming in any language, and shell scripting is no exception.

strcat() and strcpy()

For string copy and concatenation, you would do something like

    a=abc
    a=${a}'123'			# a=abc123

in shell. This is simple variable assignment. However, you can't have variable reference on the left-hand side (LHS) of '='. You have to either type the LHS variable name explicitly as above, or use eval, as in

    x=a
    eval "$x=abc"
    eval "$x=\${$x}'123'"

to parse the "..." expressions twice. It quickly becomes painful to call eval all the time, especially when the variable names are parsed from a file or a string.

What is needed is a shell version of C functions strcat(3) and strcpy(3) which can be called with equal ease and simplicity. So, here they are:

    strcat ()		# var+=string
    {
	local _VAR=$1 _STRING=$2 _a _b

	case $#.$3 in
	    2.) ;;
	    3.*:*) _a=${3%:*} _b=${3#*:}
		set -- `python_to_shell_range "$_a" "$_b" ${#_STRING}`
		_STRING=${_STRING:$1:$2}
		;;
	    *)  echo "Usage: strcat var string [a:b]"
		return 2
		;;
	esac
	eval "$_VAR=\${$_VAR}\$_STRING"
    }

    strcpy ()		# var=string
    {
	local _VAR=$1 _STRING=$2 _a _b

	case $#.$3 in
	    2.) ;;
	    3.*:*) _a=${3%:*} _b=${3#*:}
		set -- `python_to_shell_range "$_a" "$_b" ${#_STRING}`
		_STRING=${_STRING:$1:$2}
		;;
	    *)  echo "Usage: strcpy var string [a:b]"
		return 2
		;;
	esac
	eval "$_VAR=\$_STRING"
    }

where 'var' is the name of variable you want to use to store the result. The above example, then, becomes

    x=a
    strcpy $x abc		# a=abc
    strcat $x 123		# a+=123

strlen()

In C, strlen(3) gives you the size of a string. In the shell, you would use parameter expansion (i.e., ${#var}):

    a=abc123
    echo ${#a}			# 6

Here is a shell version of C function strlen(3):

    strlen ()		# echo ${#string} ...
    {
	for i in "$@"; do
	    echo ${#i}
	done
    }

which has the additional ability of accepting multiple strings, e.g.

    strlen abc123 0123456789		# 6 10

strcmp()

To compare two strings for equality, you use strcmp(3) in C. In shell, you would do something like

    [ $a = abc123 ]

Here is a shell version of C function strcmp(3):

    strcmp ()		# string == string
    {
	local _STRING1=$1 _STRING2=$2 _a _b
      
	case $#.$3 in
	    2.) ;;
	    3.*:*) _a=${3%:*} _b=${3#*:}
		set -- `python_to_shell_range "$_a" "$_b" ${#_STRING1}`
		_STRING1=${_STRING1:$1:$2}
		set -- `python_to_shell_range "$_a" "$_b" ${#_STRING2}`
		_STRING2=${_STRING2:$1:$2}
		;;
	    *)  echo "Usage: strcmp string1 string2 [a:b]"
		return 2
		;;
	esac
	[ "$_STRING1" == "$_STRING2" ]
    }

so that the above example becomes

    strcmp $a abc123

Python-style [a:b] substring

Extracting substrings is another common operation. In the shell, you would use parameter expansion (i.e., ${var:a:n}), where 'a' is starting index and 'n' is the number of characters to extract. So,

    b=0123456789
    echo ${b:0:3} ${b: -3} ${b:1:${#b}-2}

will print the first 3 chars, the last 3 chars, and all chars except the first and the last, respectively.

The main problem with this syntax is that 'n' is a relative number starting at index 'a'. Usually, absolute index is more convenient, not only because it's more natural, but also because that's the way it is in C. Python has syntax var[a:b], where 'a' and 'b' are indexes which can be positive, negative, or omitted. Although it's roughly equivalent to ${var:a:b-a} in shell, missing 'a' and 'b' means the beginning and the end of string, and negative index means offset from the end of string.

The above shell functions strcat(), strcpy(), and strcmp() already support Python-style [a:b] format, provided you source an internal function.

    # string[a:b] --> ${string:a:n}
    #
    # Convert Python-style string[a:b] range into Shell-style ${string:a:n} range,
    # where
    #	0 <= a <= b <= size  and  a + n = b
    #
    python_to_shell_range ()
    {
	local -i size=$3
	local -i b=${2:-$size}
	local -i a=${1:-0}

	if [ $# -ne 3 ]; then
	    echo "Usage: python_to_shell_range a b size"
	    return 2
	fi

	[[ a -lt 0 ]] && a=$((a+size))
	[[ a -lt 0 ]] && a=0
	[[ a -gt size ]] && a=$size

	[[ b -lt 0 ]] && b=$((b+size))
	[[ b -lt 0 ]] && b=0
	[[ b -gt size ]] && b=$size
	[[ b -lt a ]] && b=$a

	echo $a $((b-a))
    }

to convert Python range to shell range. It's not user-serviceable, but you can try it out:

    python_to_shell_range '' 3 10		# 0 3
    python_to_shell_range -3 '' 10		# 7 3
    python_to_shell_range 1 -1 10		# 1 8

Now, you can specify a substring for strcat(), strcpy(), and strcmp() using Python-style [a:b] range as the third parameter, like this:

    b=0123456789
    strcpy x $b :3		# x=012
    strcpy y $b -3:		# y=789
    strcpy z $b 1:-1		# z=12345678
    echo $x $y $z

Chaining of tests

strcmp() tests two strings for equality. When there is a chain of 2 or more binary tests, like 'a < c > b' or '1 -lt 3 -gt 2', you have to break it up and test each pair:

    [[ a < c ]] && [[ c > b ]]
    [ 1 -lt 3 ] && [ 3 -gt 2 ]

This breaks up the flow of your code, not to mention being error-prone. Here is a shell function which enables you to simply write down the chains on command-line:

    testchain ()		# string OP string OP string ...
    {
	if [ $# -lt 3 ]; then
	    echo "Usage: testchain string OP string [OP string ...]"
	    return 2
	fi
	while [ $# -ge 3 ]; do
	    test "$1" "$2" "$3" || return 1
	    shift 2
	done
    }

where 'OP' is any binary operator accepted by test command. You use it much like test command:

    testchain a '<' c '>' b
    testchain 1 -lt 3 -gt 2

Summary

The source code for the 6 shell functions listed in this article is also available from string.sh. To use it, just source it,

    . string.sh

In the next article, we'll see how strcat(), strcpy(), strlen(), and strcmp() shell functions can be written in C and compiled as builtin commands. And that will be the first introduction to my patched Bash shell. :-)

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I learned Unix using the original Bourne shell. And, after my journey through language wilderness, I have come full-circle back to shell. Recently, I've been patching features into Bash, giving other scripting languages a run for their money. Slackware has been my primary distribution since the beginning, because I can type. In my toolbox, I have Vim, Bash, Mutt, Tin, TeX/LaTeX, Python, Awk, Sed. Even my shell command line is in Vi-mode.

Setting the Clock on Linux

By William Park

Background

There are 3 protocols dealing with time: NTP (port 123), Time (port 37), and Daytime (port 13). If you're connecting to the Internet periodically, then synchronizing your clock when you dial up or from crontab is good enough. This applies also to most Linux machines at home or at work, even if they are connected all the time. Here is a short tutorial on how to set your clock using these 3 protocols.

First, you need reference servers to obtain the time from. In Canada,

• tick.utoronto.ca -- NTP (2) (Toronto)
• tock.utoronto.ca -- NTP (2) (Toronto)
• time.nrc.ca -- NTP (2), Time
• time.chu.nrc.ca -- NTP (2), Time

and in the US,

• time.apple.com -- NTP (2)
• time.windows.com -- NTP (2)
• time.nist.gov -- NTP (1), Time, Daytime (Colorado)
• time-nw.nist.gov -- NTP (1), Time, Daytime (Microsoft, Washington)
• time-a.nist.gov -- NTP (1), Time, Daytime (Maryland)
• time-b.nist.gov -- NTP (1), Time, Daytime (Maryland)

where the number after NTP indicates stratum level of server. Primary NTP (stratum 1) servers are reserved for secondary (stratum 2) NTP servers and should not be used by end users. Of course, you should try to use servers close to you.

The time you see displayed is the CMOS clock time corrected by the drift in /etc/adjtime, so

    hwclock --adjust
    hwclock --hctosys

should be done at boot. Once running, the system clock can be set by any one of the four following methods:

1. NTP (port 123)

       ntpdate time.nrc.ca time.apple.com time.windows.com
   

2. Time (port 37)

       netdate time.nrc.ca time.nist.gov time-nw.nist.gov
   

3. Daytime (port 13)

       set -- `nc time.nist.gov 13`
       date -u --set="$2 $3"
   

4. Wall Clock

       date --set="16:24:30"
   

On shutdown, set the CMOS clock with

    hwclock --systohc

which will update /etc/adjtime.

rc.clock

You can wrap it up as /etc/rc.d/rc.clock, with something like

    #! /bin/sh

    [ -x /sbin/hwclock ] || exit 1

    case $1 in 
	start)
	    echo "Setting system time from hardware clock."
	    /sbin/hwclock --adjust
	    /sbin/hwclock --hctosys
	    ;;
	stop)
	    echo "Saving system time to hardware clock."
	    /sbin/hwclock --systohc
	    ;;
	sync)
	    /usr/sbin/ntpdate time.nrc.ca time.apple.com time.windows.com
	    ;;
	*)
	    echo "Usage: $0 {start|stop|sync}"
	    ;;
    esac

Then, you can call

• /etc/rc.d/rc.clock start on boot,
• /etc/rc.d/rc.clock sync when you dialup, and
• /etc/rc.d/rc.clock stop on shutdown.

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I learned Unix using the original Bourne shell. And, after my journey through language wilderness, I have come full-circle back to shell. Recently, I've been patching features into Bash, giving other scripting languages a run for their money. Slackware has been my primary distribution since the beginning, because I can type. In my toolbox, I have Vim, Bash, Mutt, Tin, TeX/LaTeX, Python, Awk, Sed. Even my shell command line is in Vi-mode.

Design Awareness

By Mark Seymour

Type casting

The display of text is so common that we rarely think about it, until something goes wrong. In spite of automated spell-checkers, typos [typographical errors, commonly misspelled words] still appear in newspapers and advertising, and poorly constructed sentences are rife, even in literate journals.

Yet the proper display of words is more than just the use of correct spelling and grammar, and carefully lining up paragraphs, one above another. The choice of font is crucial to giving your words their proper meaning, but rarely do we see the 'perfect' font used for anything other than an art book. Even the gamut of fonts typically loaded into a web design program, as limited as it might appear relative to the thousands (if not tens of thousands) of fonts available in print, is rarely fully utilized.

A paragraph in one font can seem quite different than in another. We'll use a portion of our trusty Gettysburg Address to illustrate the difference:

This shows how the space occupied by the same words changes with the font, along with the 'feel' of the words themselves; the cursive font, of course, mimics the original handwritten Address, but even just the addition of serifs (the little flat bits at the ends of the letters, for those who didn't take graphic design in college) renders the words more 'antique' in feel.

Size and style and color, as well, change our response to a given word or phrase. The simple word fire, set in the same font as the rest of the paragraph, hardly rates a second look, even in italics. But change a few attributes, and you can't miss it:

Without context we don't know if you're being urged to leave the building because of an incendiary incident in another room, ordered to launch artillery into the next jurisdiction, or required to separate a member of your department from their paycheck, but at least it's a start. Note that, by moving it into the center of the line, we've also changed it from merely a very large line of red text into what appears to be a headline of some sort. The reader's natural expectation would be that this paragraph should have some connection to or explanation of what, exactly, this fire thing is all about. When playing with type, remember that you're also playing with the preexisting assumptions of your audience; give them a typographic cue that conflicts with the associated information, and they can either shake their heads (literally as well as figuratively) in bewilderment, or click out of your site in irritation. Break visual conventions if you dare, but determine the consequences before you put them where the world can see them.

While columns or grids are the natural layout form in nearly all printed materials, the web has only recently been made column-friendly, and it's still far more difficult to prepare and reliably display multi-column pages in HTML than in print. (See last month's column for an in-depth analysis of the use of grid.) The single column web page is by far the most common form seen on the Internet, but even here there is a wide variety.

The worst possible column structure is one wide column. Many websites are guilty of this, some of them designed by agencies and designers experienced enough to know better. (The Linux Gazette itself, for one, though it's constrained by the need to be compatible with text-only browsers and the visually impaired using text-to-speech translators.) It's easy and it's fast, but it's still wrong. The single wide column is a bad thing because of human eyesight and perception: our eyes and brain are wired to scan large sweeps of landscape and pick up moving targets, whether prey or threat. Focusing on long lines of minute bits of information, while possible, isn't what we're evolved to handle. It's why the monks transcribing religious texts in the Middle Ages went blind, why the accountants of Dickens' time wore glasses, and why your eyes hurt after staring at the computer screen all day.

We process the visible world by both broad and subtle eye movements; holding our eyes still is unnatural. Stare at any single word on this screen for only a few moments, and notice how the text around it becomes unreadable. Yet move your eyes rapidly along a line of text, and even the words you're scanning are unreadable. It's not that you don't see the letters, it's that your brain can't process them into understandable words fast enough to keep up with your eyes. We see words by recognizing the shapes of groups of letters, rather than parsing them individually; that's why we can play the mind games of turning the internal letters of words around (the sheap of wrods bieng moer improtnat tahn teh acutal lettre oredr) or even obscuring the letters themselves (ax hxppxns whxn thx lettxrs in illxmxnatxd sixns go out). Note that it's easier to read words that have lost or misplaced their vowels rather than their consonants; that's because vowels all have the same height and general shape (aeiou), where consonants occupy more of the line space (bdfghjklpqty) and have more varied shapes (cmnrsvwxz).

So what happens when you scan a long line length? Your brain loses its place. Your eyes get lost in the letter shapes, and often move up or drop down a line. Then your brain can't follow the word order, and the reading process comes to a halt. You have to restart farther back, where you can remember the words you're seeing, and try again.

Let's look at some examples of how line length affects readability, again using Lincoln's words (though I've held the paragraphs to four lines to save space):

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived...

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth...

One of these paragraphs is the best readable length for the font size displayed on your screen; given all of the variables in OS and browsers, I couldn't possibly pick which one is the 'right' length. But just because highly technical text is commonly displayed using long lines and poetry is displayed with short ones, don't assume that either is 'correct'; pick the right length for your eye, no matter the subject matter.

Another variable that affects readability is the alignment of the paragraphs themselves. Flush left, for non-Hebrew or -Arabic readers, is the most common alignment, with flush right used frequently for emphasis, while more than a few centered lines rapidly become confusing to the eye:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Justified text, where the paragraphs are flush along both left and right edges with space added between words to make them so (as in newspapers and most magazines), can readily contribute to poor readability as line lengths gets longer; the lack of variability in the placement of the line endings makes keeping your place even harder. I would show you the difference, but HTML hasn't figured out how to easily make justified lines yet...

[ Actually, HTML 4.0 (and possibly earlier versions as well) specifies <p align="justify"> as one of the options. -- Ben ]

Font size (along with the font itself) plays a huge role in how many characters can be displayed in the line, and thus the proper line length to use:

Just as many lines of the largest type would be hard to read, even a single line of the smallest would be impossible without a magnifier. (On the web, of course, you can cheat and rely on the magnification abilities of the browser, but it's not a pleasant way to read a page.)

Many design books offer the 'right' number of characters to use in a given line, but the right number is the one that looks right. A particular font, in a particular weight and style and color, on a particular background (a color or pattern can seriously alter readability) will have its own proper character count for the perfect line. How often can you achieve perfection? Rarely. But you have to strike the proper balance, where the readability is high yet the text fits the available space. There's nothing worse than getting to the bottom of a page, whether print or web, and having words left over.

Here are some URLs for sites that handle line lengths (column widths in the print world, tables or block indents in HTML) in very different ways; some of them handle it with CSS structures, and some with straight single columns. Use them to determine how you want to display the text in your next project:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net

http://www.state.gov/secretary/rm/37487.htm

http://www.nasm.si.edu/exhibitions/current.cfm

http://www.seal.com/bio/index.cfm

http://www.stanford.edu

http://www.stevenseagal.com/aikido.html

http://www.caymanislands.co.uk/to_do/watersports.asp

http://www.bartonpartners.com/BA_Links/BACareers.html

http://www.fordvehicles.com/fordgt/bulletin_detail.asp?type=news&id=1

http://www.britishairways.com/travel/baggag/public/en_gb?prim=custsupp

http://www.albinmarine.com/40cutter/40cutter.html

http://www.nytimes.com

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I started doing graphic design in junior high school, when it was still the Dark Ages of technology. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were both eleven years old, and the state of the art was typing copy on Gestetner masters. I've worked on every new technology since, but I still own an X-acto knife and know how to use it.

I've been a freelancer, and worked in advertising agencies, printing companies, publishing houses, and marketing organizations in major corporations. I also did a dozen years [1985-1997] at Apple Computer; my first Macintosh was a Lisa with an astounding 1MB of memory, and my current one is a Cube with a flat screen.

I've had a website up since 1997, and created my latest one in 2004. I'm still, painfully, learning how web design is different from, but not necessarily better than, print.

An Introduction to JSPWiki

By Neil Youngman

The good, the bad, and the wiki?

Wikis

In this article I explain what a Wiki is and how it is used, for those readers who haven't come across Wikis before. I discuss why I chose JSPWiki from the hundreds of Wikis out there, and I explain how I set it up.

Wiki is a short form of WikiWikiWeb. Wikis are collaboratively authored Web sites that are created and edited by their users. Wikis provide a quick and simple way of generating a set of linked Web pages. The emphasis is on collaboration and simplicity. Anyone can contribute and it doesn't take long to get started.

According to "One-Minute Wiki" WikiWiki is Hawaiian and means "quick".

Wikis can be used almost like a bulletin board to share information and ask questions, but there is no concept of boards or thread, just a set of interlinked pages.

Collaborative authoring means that pages aren't owned by any one author. If you spot a mistake on a page, you can correct it there and then and of course other people can correct your pages.

There are all sorts of uses for Wikis. They can be used anywhere you need to share information among a large group of people. I have seen them used for informal documentation within a development project, question and answer sessions and even a collaboratively written encyclopedia. I also sometimes keep a set of notes on my Wiki, allowing me to access them easily from multiple locations and share them with anyone else that needs the same information.

Typically there is an edit option on each page, which allows a user to alter the page and a simple convention for creating links to another page. To create a new page, you just create a link and that link allows you to edit the page.

You don't have to learn HTML to create and edit Wiki pages. Instead, there are a set of simple conventions, e.g., in JSPWiki, you create a new link simply by enclosing a phrase in square brackets.

    [New Link]

Unfortunately, these conventions are not standardised, so, if you use more than one Wiki, you may have to learn more than one set of formatting conventions.

To try out a Wiki why not go to the JSPWiki Sandbox or take a look at Wikipedia, a collaboratively authored encyclopedia.

Why JSPWiki?

When I wanted to set up a Wiki for myself, I looked around and I found that there are hundreds of WikiClones to choose from. Many of them are still pre-release and I wanted something that would be stable, reliable, easy to install, setup and use. JSPWiki provides all of this plus authentication, version control, attachments, and plugins.

Ease Of Use

Wikis are designed for ease of use, so this should not be a major issue with any Wiki. The main differences in ease of use come from choosing a mature and stable Wiki with simple formating rules.

JSPWiki's mark up language seems relatively clear and simple to me. Links are created simply by putting square brackets around the link name. Headers can be created by putting an exclamation mark at the start of the line and tables by dividing up the text with with pipe characters. So, for example:

!!! This is an example

which links to [The Linux Gazette|http://linuxgazette.net]

and shows 

! a table

|plate|knife|fork
|mat|glass|cup

comes out looking like

This is an example

which links to The Linux Gazette

and shows

a table

plate	knife	fork
mat	glass	cup

JSPWiki can also be configured to allow people to enter HTML, but this is strongly discouraged as insecure.

Installation and Configuration

Ease of installation was a big plus for JSPWiki. If you have a suitable Java servlet container already installed, installation on Red Hat is very simple. Jakarta Tomcat was set up on the machine I wanted to use. Installation was a simple matter of creating a directory called mywiki in the Tomcat webapps directory, unpacking JSPWiki.war and JSPWiki-samplepages.zip in that directory, editing the configuration file, and restarting Tomcat.

    mkdir /usr/local/jakarta-tomcat-5.0.19/webapps/mywiki
    pushd /usr/local/jakarta-tomcat-5.0.19/webapps/mywiki
    /usr/local/j2sdk1.4.2_04/bin/jar xvf JSPWiki.war
    unzip ~neily/JSPWiki/JSPWiki-samplepages.zip
    emacs -nw /usr/local/jakarta-tomcat-5.0.19/webapps/mywiki/WEB-INF/jspwiki.properties
    mkdir /usr/local/jakarta-tomcat-5.0.19/webapps/mywiki/attached
    /usr/local/jakarta-tomcat-5.0.19/bin/catalina.sh start

The configuration file is webapps/mywiki/WEB-INF/jspwiki.properties; this is well commented, so configuration is simple.

The configuration was a simple matter of changing 3 or 4 settings in jspwiki.properties. The comments in this file are generally pretty clear and most of the settings can be left unchanged. Properties you should set are jspwiki.applicationName, jspwiki.pageProvider, jspwiki.fileSystemProvider.pageDir, jspwiki.attachmentProvider, jspwiki.basicAttachmentProvider.storageDir,

Installation on other Linux versions may not be as simple. I later installed JSPWiki on a Debian machine, and found that, although installation with apt-get was very simple, it wouldn't run outside the default directory without more configuration.

To get it to work on Debian in a directory called mywiki, I had to create the file /var/lib/tomcat4/webapps/mywiki.xml, which was an edited copy of /var/lib/tomcat4/webapps/jspwiki.xml.

Authentication

JSPWiki provides a simple authentication mechanism. This can be supplemented by authentication methods available from the servlet container under which it runs.

As I was setting up a Wiki on a small private network, authentication was unlikely to be an issue, but choosing a Wiki with support for authentication allows it to be added later if the Wiki is abused or we wish to set up an external Wiki.

Setting up basic authentication in JSPWiki should be simple. Add the lines

  jspwiki.authenticator = FileAuthenticator
  jspwiki.fileAuthenticator.fileName = /path/to/passwords.txt

and create the passwords.txt file, which will look something like

  # The format is simply username = password
  # No encryption is used currently.
  # Comments are allowed; prepend with hash.
  user1 = pass1
  user2 = pass2

If you need more sophisticated authorisation look at the Authorization And Authentication HOWTO and the Auth Plugin. If you still haven't found anything that meets your requirements, you could consider writing your own Authenticator or using the authentication provided by your servlet container, e.g., Tomcat.

Version Control

Version control is a useful feature, which stores each version of a page as it is updated. This allows you to restore pages which are lost or damaged. JSPWiki supports RCS-based version control and also implements its own mechanism as an alternative for platforms without RCS.

This does not appear to be a well documented feature, but is fairly easy to use. Every time you save a change to a page, a new version is stored. There is "more info" link at the bottom of each page, which provides a link to previous versions of the page. You can select any previous version, which is then displayed, with a message explaining that it is not the current version of the page and a "restore this page" link.

Version control is particularly important on a publicly accessible Wiki. These can be defaced with advertising and worse. Version control allows you to easily revert to an undamaged page.

To use RCS-based version control set jspwiki.pageProvider = RCSFileProvider and jspwiki.fileSystemProvider.pageDir = /path/to/dir/for/RCS/files

Attachments

JSPWiki allows you to attach files to a page. This can be a good mechanism for sharing documents. If you refer to a large document, or a document in a non-text format, attaching it to the page ensures that it is accessible to your readers.

To use attachments set jspwiki.attachmentProvider = BasicAttachmentProvider and jspwiki.basicAttachmentProvider.storageDir = /path/to/dir/for/attached/files.

Plugins

JSPWiki can be extended with the use of plugins. JSPWiki plugins are written in Java, like JSPWiki itself. If you don't want to write your own, take a look at the plugins that have already been contributed.

Using JSPWiki

Using JSPWiki is dead simple. Once you've got it installed and setup with all the features you want to use, just go to the main page, set up some links to new pages, and edit them. Voila, you have a Wiki. Start off with a page describing who the Wiki is for and what you want to achieve with it, then let your imagination run riot.

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Neil is a programmer, specialising in C++ on Unix and Linux. He has degrees in Computer science and Next Generation Computing.

Neil has worked on a wide range of systems from the control system for the British Gas national grid to video servers for the Home Choice video on demand service. He first programmed computers in 1980 with his school General Studies class, which was allowed access to a mainframe at The National Institute of Oceanography, programmed in Fortran on punch cards.

A computer science degree followed at Queen Mary College, London, then Neil worked for Logica for 3 years before taking an MSc in New Generation Computing at Exeter University.

The next 5 years saw Neil researching parallel simulation algorithms at the Royal Signals and Radar Establishment, initially on transputers and subsequently on SPARC based parallel systems. Since leaving RSRE, Neil has mostly worked freelance and has worked on financial data feeds, video servers and virus scanning proxies.

Neil first used Unix at college in 1982 and started working on Linux in 1996.

As of May 2004, Neil is working for Wirefast a global messaging company.

Outside of computing, Neil is into motor sport, particularly Formula 1, the World Rally Championship and the British Touring Car Championship. He doesn't race himself. If you've seen Neil's driving, you'll understand why.

The Linux Laundrette

By Jimmy O'Regan

• Links
• Halloween
• Out of Memory
• Anti-Microsoft bias in classical Russian poetry
• Spam
• Spam Jokes
• Spam cuteness
• Again, regarding your request. Please reply.
• Succinctly put...
• Gremlins
• Netiquette
• Laptop Juggling
• The Crack Pipe
• Gouranga
• Wacko Topic: Guns & Crime
• Peaceful chat about fighting
• Jimmy's haircut
• Bobbing for apples, trolling for traffic...
• Guns and Blackmail
• Java should not be trusted with nukes, Microsoft says
• More of... everything, really
• Recursion
• Getting the system out of your system
• Standard
• C Loops
• TAG Lottery
• Procmail
• English words appearing in the 20th century
• Post-hurricane news

This month's Laundrette is somewhat generated (w00t!) using a silly sed script. I don't think there are too many problems with this, and it has certainly made compiling this easier.

One thing that every group of people I have had anything to do with has had in common is a healthy collective sense of humour, and an appreciation for the surreal. (I don't think I need to point out that the group of LG regulars who have been mercilessly quoted here are no exception, but I guess I just did).

[Dave Blackburn] I appreciate your reply -- and so fast.

[Ben] [grin] It happens sometimes, around here. Other times, nobody will say anything until someone makes a comment a week down the road, and then - oh, brother, take cover! We've been known to wander from rhubarb to US history, taking a detour into European supermarkets and Cockney rhyming slang along the way... but we usually get the question answered. Some way or another.

Because the off-topic threads tend to spawn other off-topic threads, I've changed the format a little. Hopefully this will work out better, as trying to find a way to show the different reply levels has been a headache.

This means that the 'wacko topics' aren't cleanly separated from the humourous messages: though I probably could move them around, I think it gives a bit more of an insight into how our (twisted) minds work. Whether or not that's a good thing is best judged in hindsight.

It does mean that our in-jokes are a little more transparent to any unsuspecting newcomer; we can just throw out a link, and all is explained. That's pretty important to us, because here at LG, the party is open to all comers (just bring your own beer).

(That said, I'm tempted to throw in something baffling: monkeys, toasters, squid, school uniforms, tractors. A few of my co-workers should be in tears of laughter by now :)

Links

Danny O'Brien has been writing a column called "To Evil!". If you haven't been reading it, you should start: '"To Evil!"'s house rule #1 states that corporations don't wreak evil; people wreak evil. Blaming Microsoft for doing bad is a bit like smacking your aluminum siding whenever your housemates steals some toast. No-one feels guilty, no-one gets blamed. You just hurt your hand.'

Evil of September 2004
Index of Evil
RSS feed

After last month's thread about "Grocer's", there was a similar thread on afp that pointed to the Apostrophe Protection Society as well as these photos.

Found while digging through my bookmarks: False Advertising - A Gallery of Parody.

Why you shouldn't use images hosted on someone else's site (at least, without their permission).

Probably a bit late for Hallowe'en, but here's the Halloween Geek Test, and a printable mask to let you scare everyone you know!

Speaking of Hallowe'en...

For some on-topic humour, try the SCO drinking game, or find out What your choice of Linux distribution says about you.

This month, we've got some links that other TAGsters sent. Enjoy.

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[Brian] I love this comic! Too bad about the site's expired digital certificate, though :-(

https://secure.linuxports.com/TUX/

It's terrible that the author hasn't drawn any new releases since 2002, though - I would have loved to have seen how it was supposed to end...

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[Sluggo] Solar truck made by high-school physics teacher. It has a hydrogen fuel cell, but it can also switch to conventional petrol power from the dashboard.

Slashdot comments, including the history of alternative car research at the high school (in Phoeniz AZ).

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Halloween

[ This was sent privately, but it has to be shared, what with Halloween being so close to the publishing date, and the idiocy involved ]

[Sluggo] http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/196371_spookban22.html
Puyallup school district bans most Halloween symbols, says they might offend Wiccans, for whom Halloween is a religious holiday and some of whom are witches.

[ A few days later... ]

[Sluggo] http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/opinion/196878_hallowed.html
Wiccans protest the ban against halloween costumes! One site calls it, "The grinch who stole Halloween."
http://www.iamawitch.com/article.php?story=20041021215234185
"Despite a public appeal Monday night, school officials said the ban stands and that kids who show up in costumes may be sent home."

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Out of Memory

[Sluggo] http://lwn.net/Articles/104179/ Linux's overcommitting of memory compared to an airline flying with just barely enough fuel for the average situation.

[Brad] Hmmmmm.

I'd pay money to watch people get forcibly ejected from a plane ;)

[Ben] For a closely-related demonstration, run "swapoff" on your machine and fire up Gimp, Mozilla, and a kernel compile. Should make a nice 'whOOM' sound. :)

[Sluggo] It sounds like you've done this before.

[Ben] Not me! It was, um, a friend.

[Thomas] No -- you have that all wrong. Don't look at seeing how much RAM processes waste, just try running KDE and keep adding more RAM until it runs at a speed that is useable. :) [1]

[1] This is known as the OverLooking Other Memory.

[Ben] Once you've satisfied KDE's memory requirements (and the truck from the memory vendor's has left), everything else will run without a hitch - even your infinite loops will compute in one-tenth their usual time.

[Heather] I've got a 90Mb gimp file with um... a lot of layers, that just might do it on its own. But if you really want to do damage, have moz surf some javascript developer archives and explore the working examples. (Whether they actually work is immaterial.) That oughta do it. K isn't required to play this game.

But it kertainly helps...

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Anti-Microsoft bias in classical Russian poetry

[Ben] You woudn't think it could happen, but...

Someone on anekdot.ru (a Russian humor site) noted that "bez okon, bez dverey" - a line from Pushkin's famous description of Baba Yaga's hut - can be translated as "no Wind0ws, no Gates".

[ This page has a overview of Baba Yaga. ]

[Brad] Creepy. I wonder if the author of that was a Russian cousin of Nostradamus...

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Spam: Spam Jokes

A group was touring London, marveling at the historic buildings, art collections, and such. The group included people from many countries. During the tour of the Tower of London, a man from Prague and another man from Athens struck up a conversation about some point in history.

A small disagreement ensued, which rapidly became a large one. They decided to settle the matter then and there using the historical accouterments at hand. Donning armor and chain mail, they prepared for a battle to the death. This attracted the attention of the rest of the tour group, who crowded around for a better look. Inasmuch as the combatants were in period dress, the people couldn't tell one from another.

"Is that the Czech wearing the armor?" asked one tourist. "No," replied another, "The Greek is in the armor. The Czech is in the mail."

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I got a new car radio yesterday. It has voice recognition. You shout "soul" and it plays a soul station. You shout "rock" and it finds rock and roll for you. You shout "country" and it finds country music.

I was enjoying this new technology when some children ran in front of my car, causing me to swerve at the last second. I yelled out: "F&**king kids!"

And my radio started playing Michael Jackson songs

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"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said. "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

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Succinctly put...

[Brian] ...thus someone named Robert becomes the brother of my parent.

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Gremlins

[ Those damned Gremlins are at it again. ]

[Ben]

It may well be that the bad experience I've had was due to that
particular unit and not the make/model/flavor/serial number/gremlin that
                                                            ^^^^^^^

[Jimmy]

I'll say no more... for now. Remember - no bright lights, no water, and don't 
                                                             ^^^^^
feed them after midnight. 

[Ben] I think you've spotted the problem. That's why there are always gremlins on boats!

"Ve are gremlins/From ze Kremlin..." -- from a wonderful WWII Warner Brothers cartoon

[Jimmy] Aha. Water makes them multiply. D'oh -- I've got the theme music from the movies stuck in my head now.

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Netiquette

[Ben]

On Wed, Sep 29, 2004 at 02:13:16AM +0000, Muhammad Firdaus Muhammad Firdaus wrote:

> To whom it may concern,

Let's see - you've sent your email to:

[ Several people ]

Thanks for spamming me along with everyone else you could think of. I'm sure other people will treat your "request" with the same amount of individual attention you've shown in making it.

I'll quote someone who's made the point more calmly, politely, and pleasantly than I presently care to (full credit to Rick Moen. Well said, sir.):

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(You cross-posted your request for help to multiple newsgroups, or mailing lists.)

I was going to help you, until I noticed your cross-post. Now, I'll spend that time assisting someone else, who's not being a pain in the ass.

A large and growing number of otherwise helpful people are ignoring you in exactly this way. Watch and see. Unlike most, I'm taking the trouble (through referring you to this text) to tell you what's going on.

I could advise you to avoid cross-posting because it's rude to the on-line community, but saying that just conveys the message that the Internet community rewards rudeness. No, I'm suggesting you should post to a single forum at a time because you'll get more, better, quicker answers -- because you won't be widely boycotted and ignored. Yes, it's true that "other people do it". They're getting worse help and less help. They just haven't yet figured it out.

Don't clean up your act to please me. Yes, I'd prefer that you avoid acting clueless and rude on the Net, because I care about the Net, but (like many others) can and will deal with the immediate problem by disregarding your crossposted question.

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For more on [1] Netiquette, see any of thousands of resources on the Net.

[1] You can stop wondering; yes, the wordplay is intentional.

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Laptop Juggling

[Kapil] I would have said I would wait for the laptop that you give up on and the retailers then sell at half price :-) --- but then I would also know that it doesn't run Linux well, so that it wouldn't be worth a lot!

[Ben] Nope. But you could wait until I find one that's hitting on all 12 cylinders, or at least runs smoothly, is fuel-efficient, and has nice upholstery; I'll be reporting on every one I test. Hmm, maybe an occasional article series...

[Breen] Hmm. Jon Corbet's got the copyright on "Grumpy Editor", but maybe he'd be willing to share...

[Ben] [grin] We could always do a time-share on it. Say, why don't I email 10,000 of my closest editor (hm, typed 'closet editor' at first... makes me really wonder) friends about this special, exciting one-time offer?

That'll get me on their spam lists, they'll never darken my email gateway again. Hmmm, this may bear considering at some future point.

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The Crack Pipe

[Ben] (Is it time for another hit on the crack-pipe yet? Oh, goody.)

[Vince] You say your pipe is cracked?? A good friend of mine of the Lacota Nation makes pipes that don't break <G> Made from stone... good pipe..

[Jimmy] Reminds me of a Denis Leary riff, something like "Marijuana doesn't lead to harder drugs -- it leads to DIY. Dude, we could make a great bong out of your head".

I once read a magazine that had instructions for making a pipe out of the ground :)

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Spam: Spam cuteness

[Ben] Well, now - here's an interesting one. In one of my "Perl One-Liner of the Month" articles, I predicted that spammers would eventually catch on to the hex-encoding method I'd used to obscure email addresses. Didn't take long, did it?

---------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Smith Barney <[email protected]>

To: [address removed]
Cc: 
Bcc: 
Subject: ****SPAM**** Smith Barney Notification
Reply-To: 


<html><p><font face="Arial"><A hREF="https://www.smithbarney.com/cgi-bin/login/confirm.cgi">
<map name="FPMap0"><area coords="0, 0, 639, 336" shape="rect" 
href="http://%32%30%39%2E%31%32%2E%31%31%34%2E%31%33%39:%38%37/%73%62/%69%6E%64%65%78%2E%68%74%6D">
</map><img SRC="cid:part1.03030205.07080805@[email protected]" border="0" 
usemap="#FPMap0"></A></a></font></p><p><font color="#FFFFF3">Sterling Marlin in 1985 Dragonball in 
1882 Cindy Margolis a collect call Just tell Jennifer Lopez Come on! Horoscopes cats and dogs I can't 
get through in 1801 Gladiator Penthouse Bible pretty much. Dragonball in 1841 Sites Thanks for visit 
Try to connect you Websites Windows 2000 Love Poems </font></p></html>
---------------------------------------------------------------------

The above flips to "http://209.12.114.139:87/sb/index.htm", which resolves to some company based in Arizona. I've become so used to these things coming out of China that it seems, well, weird to see this. What's even more interesting is the port they're using (87): Mozilla is smart enough that it pops up an "Access to this port has been disabled for security reasons", but Dillo and w3m go right to chewing on the thing (anybody want to make a bet on IE behavior for this?)

It's quite cute; if it wasn't for their stupid little trick with the random text, it would look fairly real (there's a GIF of an official-looking, "Smith Barney wants you to click this" note attached to the original email.) It just ain't safe to be gullible these days.

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Spam: Again, regarding your request. Please reply.

[Brian]

Corinne Vega wrote:
Hi again,

This is Corinne Vega. I am writing to you to confirm that we have
accepted your mortgage application.

How thoughtful to accept my application from your future, in my past.

Our office has confirmed that you can get a $220,000 loan for as low
as $352.00 per month payment.

Now, is the mortgage for Ben's boat that I'm taking out, or is it for the newly beach-front property in Florida, or perhaps that holiday home I just built on the flanks of Mt. St. Helens.

[Sluggo] Yeah yeah yeah, I couldn't let Ben and his hurricanes have all the fun.

[Brian] Ooooo, errr... Now, with those payments, you haven't specified a loan rate, so lessee here. At 0% interest, that's a 52 year loan. Lucky for you my family tends to live into the three digits, or you'd be SOL sooner or later.

[Ben] Why, Brian! You missed the salient factor, the very fact that makes this The Offer Of The Century: since they've reversed the flow of time, as you noted above, the interest is negative - that is, they pay you for taking out the loan.

[Jason] So it's sort of like how you pay for a meal at the restaurant at the end of the universe?

[Ben] In fact - the calculations are a bit difficult, but bear with me - eh, carry the 9, divide by the prime rate on 10/29/29, subtract the number of polar bears in Zimbabawe, raise to the power of the tea index in China, drop the first seven digits... there we are. You'll have it paid off in about 1.03453464557 microseconds, give or take a century.

[Jason] Well, yes, but that figure is useless unless you perform a simple test to see if the lender is running a scam. Just fill out the application forms, and then look to see if the DOB given is yesterday.

[Ben] Best of all, you can borrow the money for the payments from Corinne - the interest from that second loan will easily pay for the first one, and leave you enough cash to start a loan company of your own!

Now, that's what I call high finance. Must have required snorting several grams of funny white powder and smoking a couple of pounds of radioactive waste to come up with a "special offer" like that one...

[Brian]

The approval process takes no longer than a minute, so please fill
out the form on our website:

I'm sure that it's easier for you to just copy my data from the application that I will fill out in the future and send back to you somehow. Remit payment to the same swiss bank account that's been flogged about in this mailing list recently. I'll find a way to get the funds drawn from there, perhaps with the KIND ASSISTANCE OF ALL MY NEW FREIEIENDS ON THE NIGERIAN INTERNET.

http://rygig.jlfbkmne.info/?dqLwLxdeNhkK.xdYXQVY

nice URL, did you pay much for it? I can sell you a better name, cheap!

Corinne Vega
First Account Manager

I'm not sure you're senior enough to represent your firm to this entire list. Can we speak to a second account manager?

Sigh. Isn't there more to life?

[Ben] All right, congratulations! Maybe you won't have to take Corinne up on her offer after all.

[Brian] Oh, yes, there is. I just got a new gig. I'll be the Sysadmin at (nfr)(security), starting later this month. That makes up for the fall on the stairs two weeks ago, and the little dog we own that laid open my lip to the tune of 5 stitches last Thursday. Her new name is FaceBiter.

[Ben] OW! Gotta watch out for those little ratweilers. There's a tiny little chihuahua-like critter over by my yoga studio that thinks it's bigger and tougher than my motorcycle; just launches into the most vicious-sounding, hysterical barking whenever it hears my engine. Even revving to 10 grand doesn't discourage the damn thing (certainly drowns it out, though. :) I might have to start carrying a water pistol.

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Gouranga

[ I'm including this because it's bizarre ]

[NitaiGouranga] Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!

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Wacko Topic: Guns & Crime

[Sluggo] I was talking with an NRA fan last night, and he said guns were banned in the UK only a few years ago, crime has increased fourfold since then, and London now has a worse crime rate than New York City. Sounds far fetched but could there be some truth in it?

[Pete Jewell] Sounds like absolute rubbish to me. There has been gun controls in place as long as I can remember - perhaps there wern't any at the beginning of the 20th century. Not sure where your fan got their crime figures - were they talking about a particular type of crime, or overall?

If anything there has been a tightening of gun laws over the last two decades, especially after the tradegy in Hungerford.

[ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungerford_Massacre ]

[Neil] Someone is severely twisting the facts to fit an argument here. We've had gun controls for as long as I can remember and OK they were tightened beyond what I would consider reasonable in the wake of the Hungerford shootings, but we've never had anything like the American gun culture.

A fourfold increase in crime in a few years? Hey, you'd think I might have noticed, living in Britain as I do. Certainly there's been an increase in gun crime over the last couple of decades, but that hasn't been affected in any way by the change in the law AFAICT. The apparent size of the increase in relative terms is probably down to starting from a very low base at least in comparison to the USA. In absolute terms, I believe we still have a very long way to go to catch up with the US in terms of murders/shootings per head of population (that statement made without checking any facts).

[Ben] Interesting. I'd imagine the peak of this has passed, but does the above take into account 30 years (or so) of IRA battles? I would think that the figures for the UK would be quite high as compared to New York - or any other part of the US.

Just to keep parity, I haven't checked any facts either. :)

[Neil] 30 years or so of IRA battles didn't really amount to a fraction of what you seem to think. ISTR that statistically more people are killed on the roads in a year than were killed in the whole of "the troubles".

[Ben] OK; I did say that I hadn't checked. However, comparing murder stats to car accident stats is anything but complimentary to the former; there are a HUGE number of car-related deaths. The fact that no one is going to do anything about them doesn't make the number low.

[Neil] OK. I was just trying to put the whole IRA thing into some kind of perspective. I have the possibly mistaken impression that most Americans believe that Britain during the troubles was a dangerous place and that London was far too dangerous to visit.

[Ben] I'm not sure about "dangerous" on an absolute scale, WRT that perception; more dangerous by some small measure, surely, but lots of people continue to visit Israel - which is in the middle of a war. I don't think London lost much in a way of tourism due to it; a quick look at Net resources says that it grew pretty steadily, up to 5 mil last year.

IMO, most Americans see London as a romantic and historically fascinating place; I doubt that anyone who had the time, the interest, and the money to travel there would seriously consider that sort of "danger".

[Sluggo] People have visions of bombs going off every day in Northern Ireland; most people would not even consider visiting it. However, I've never heard of anybody putting off travel to Britian because of the few isolated bombings there.

[Neil] I grew up in London during that period and there were occasional bombs, I even missed a couple by an hour or two, but really it had little impact on the mainland, except for a few unlucky people who were in the wrong place at the wrong time. The effects in Northern Ireland were far nastier and more pernicious, even if the actual number of deaths were low.

[Sluggo] A lot of yanks viewed it in terms of British colonialism/imperialism; that they were interfering in Ireland for their own advantage the way they had meddled in our country. Of course, nobody stopped to ask what exactly what the Crown would gain from such a policy; NI is not exactly a financial powerhouse, nor does it export any goods not available elsewhere. People viewed it as "having territory for bragging rights". And of course, ppl couldn't really relate to terrorism before 9/11; it was too abstract, too unimaginable.

[Jimmy] A big part of the problem is that a lot of people in Ireland, North and South, on both sides, have been fed a load of bullshit packaged as history. I won't go into this in detail, because it's too tiring. I proofread part of a very good (though more than slightly biased towards the British side) account, written at the time that Irish Home Rule was being discussed, for Distributed Proofreaders, which debunks several of the myths of Irish "history". I'll send you a link when it's posted.

[Sluggo] That's what I thought when I went to NI, but I left with a very different impression, that it was a "made in Ireland" problem. I visited Scotland and England immediately afterward and found the Brits, rather than anxious about losing the territory and their prestige, instead wishing the NI problem would just go away. As my friend in Bristol (a British nationalist) put it, "I'd be happy to give Northern Ireland independence today if it meant no more subsidies from our treasury."

[Jimmy] It's not really a made in Ireland problem, as such. There's a bit of the same sentiment in Scotland.

[Sluggo] Of course, these views would be obvious to anybody putting the Irish and British newspapers side by side. However, most yanks have never even gone into the foreign section of a newsstand, never heard the BBC, etc.

[Ben] What foreign section of the newsstand? It's you tofu-eating, tree-hugging, Prius-driving, Kerry-voting West Coast liberal types that have access to such things; the rest of America gets the Fox News version ("OK, there's a country called Russia. And maybe another one called Iraq. We'll let you know, once a week, whether they're good or bad.")

[Sluggo] After the Good Friday Agreement and subsequent events, there was more of an acceptance in America that there's two sides to the issue. Nevertheless, I continue to see disurbing graffiti in pub bathrooms, "IRA all the way" and the like.

Regarding the forefold increase, my NRA friend said it was Australia, not Britian.

Dunno if they excluded political crimes from the crime statistics, but I think they should have. Whether location X was bombed doesn't tell me anything about whether a mugger is likely to stalk me, which is what I want to know.

[Jimmy] Just FYI: there has never been an incident of IRA sponsored gunfire in Britain. It has always been explosives.

[Ben] Interesting. I wonder what the rationale behind it was. More bang for the buck, probably - and the evidence mostly destroys itself, which isn't the case with firearms.

[Jimmy] I had an argument on Wikipedia once, with someone who wanted to remove the word "terrorist" (to be replaced with "freedom fighter") from any articles relating to the IRA (one of the oddities of Wikipedia's Neutral POV policy - since then, the article on the Provisional IRA has had a footnote added which justifies the use of that word at great length - see here).

Basically, the P-IRA wanted to flex its muscles at the British government, but did not usually wish to harm "civilians" - they used to phone ahead, using a codeword, and give advance warnings so civilians could be evacuated.

[Ben] I did become curious about the above comparison, though. Seems that, according to your own Telegraph, the number has at least doubled recently.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=%2Fnews%2F2004%2F03%2F21%2Fnmurd21.xml

[Neil] Interesting. It seems worse than I thought, but that particular statistic could be a bit of a freak. I'd be interested in whether the full year figures have doubled.

[Jimmy] A friend, who has studied both Irish Law (heavily based on British Common Law, even more so than American law) and History & Politics, tells me that British law was changed in the past few years with regard to the reporting of crime -- if I were to report something stolen, for example, and then discover it had merely been misplaced, it would still be reported as a crime -- so that even minor crimes, even those that are not crimes, are reported as incridents of crime. With this in mind, it's not surprising that crime in Britain seems to be on the rise.

[Ben Whyte] Also mobile phone companies require you to report your phone lost to the police which gets recorded as a crime even if you loose it.

Same applies to wallets, credit cards etc.

[Ben] Not from what I saw; however, criminologists in the UK and the US both are pointing out that murders are on the rise on your side of the pond, while property crimes have long been higher than the US. The conservatives (European ones, anyway) like to point to the influx of foreigners and the formation of minority gangs. I don't know enough to say one way or the other, myself.

[Neil] Just looking back at the Telegraph article, the figures in it show a drop, followed by a rise. Although it seems to have doubled over a 1 year period, the rise over 3 years is 50%, still too much, but nothing like the 4 times increase over a couple of years implied by the original message. The statistics in the article are:

Q4 2000: 40 murders 
Q4 2001: 43 murders 
Q4 2002: 31 murders 
Q4 2003: 61 murders

I don't think that establishes a definite trend.

[Ben] Some commentators are indeed tying it to disarming the population, and pointing out that, e.g., New Hampshire - where the average truck driver carries more firepower than entire EU armies - has a very low crime and murder rate. Kennesaw county (Georgia) which had (and probably still does) a mandatory gun possession requirement maintained a zero violent crime count for many years. The Swiss probably don't do too bad either.

[ Gun Law Ordinances

Sec. 34-1 Heads of households to maintain firearms.

(a) In order to provide for the emergency management of the City, and further in order to provide for and protect the safety, security and general welfare of the city and its inhabitants, every head of household residing in the City limits is required to maintain a firearm, together with ammunition therefore.

(b) Exempt from the effect of this section are those heads of households who suffer a physical or mental disability, which would prohibit them from using such a firearm. Further exempt from the effect of this section are those heads of households who are paupers or who conscientiously oppose maintaining firearms as a result of beliefs or religious doctrine, or persons convicted of a felony.

Crime statistics ]

[Neil] Well tying British changes in crime rate to disarming the population is bullshit. The British population has never had much in the way of guns. I don't think anybody I know has ever owned a more powerful weapon than an air pistol. (Not quite true, I once knew someone with a crossbow.)

As for the wider issues the correlation between gun ownership and violent crime just isn't there. You can find examples of high guns, high crime, high guns, low crime and low guns, low crime. I'm wouldn't expect there to be any low guns, high gun crime examples out there, but that may depend on what you are counting. Illegal guns are ususally much harder to count than legal ones and definitions of what constitutes high gun crime may vary.

[Ben] There's a bit of circular reasoning in the above... no, you're not going to have high gun crimes in a society with a low gun count. By the same exact token, then, you can't tie the number of murders in, say, Washington DC, to the availability of guns. The US, in places, is a violent society; guns are certainly not a cause - although they may be part of the effect.

"Fear no man, no matter what his size
Just call on me and I will equalize"
-- stamped on the first Colt models

[Ben] Laws only affect the law-abiding.

[Neil] Even criminals obey a lot of laws and laws may have indirect effects on criminals. No doubt the NRA would argue that Kennesaw County was an example of the latter.

[Ben] By definition, they do not obey the laws which make them into criminals. A murderer may not have too many traffic tickets - but this does not make him any less of a murderer.

We all live in societies that allow - in fact, reward - murder when it is done under the auspices of the government, as warfare. If it is moral then, why would it be immoral otherwise?... by such a model of "morality", which has now been trained into thousands of young men and women by Bush, Blair, and the rest, we've just created a large pool of people who are restrained from murder by a very thin veneer of civilization.

As if we hadn't learned enough from Vietnam...

[Sluggo] Egads, and a neoconservative told me recently, "The protesters think it's still 1968 and never learned the main lesson of Vietnam: all dissent STOPS when war is declared."

[Ben] ... well, no, that's not the most stupid thing I've ever heard. I can think of one that was worse. Two, if I concentrate really hard.

Dissent only exists and makes sense when there's something to dissent from. Nobody needs to march in the streets and shout for the sun to shine. And the main lesson of Vietnam was that our politicians are perfectly willing and fully able to casually murder our young men and women - as well as those of "the enemy" - based on outright lies, and are perfectly capable of abandoning them after shoving them into an inferno. Cam Ranh Bay, WMDs - the lie can change, but the basic facts remain.

For that matter, I wish it was the late '60s in political terms:

"In his inaugural address, President Richard M. Nixon asked the American people to lower their voices, to search for unity instead of divisiveness, for harmony instead of discord. The speech struck a responsive note in an exhausted nation that had just lived through a year of violence and turmoil..."
-- Collier's Year Book

[Sluggo] Funny, I learned a completely different lesson from Vietnam. That is, "Be suspicious of anything your government is doing."

[Ben] Odd how you're not the only one who learned that lesson... to my sorrow, not enough people have learned it, though. Although the current administration is doing all they can to drive it home.

[Neil] The source of the increases we have had is probably enormous quantities of cheap weapons being exported from the the former Soviet Union. Changes in the law have made no difference that I can see, other than closing down legitimate shooting clubs, due to public hysteria.

Is London crime worse than New York? Well New York is supposed to have improved enormously, but there are few areas of London I would feel unsafe walking in at night. How about New York?

[Sluggo] My totally subjective impression has been the following:

  - Menacing, as in watch your back:
    - Moscow (1995/1996)
    - London (1998/2000/2002)
    - Los Angeles (2001)

  - Safe:
    - NYC (2003/2004, although I didn't venture into Harlem or the Bronx)
    - Chicago (2002/2003, although I didn't venture to the south side projects)
    - San Francisco (1998/2003/2004)
    - St Petersburg (1995/1996)
    - Rheinland in Germany, Liege in Belgium (2000)
    - Portland, Seattle, Vancouver BC, Toronto, Halifax, and everywhere smaller
    - England (Bristol, Manchester, Brighton, Blackpool, Cambridge -- 2002)
      Although my mate has had trouble in Bristol.
    - Scotland (1998/2000/2002)
    - Ireland, N Ireland (2000)

Daytime/nighttime doesn't seem to make much difference. The menace I've felt is mostly in the daytime; e.g., in Hollywood and south LA you never know when some tough might appear who wants to mug/gangbang you. London has that same sense sometimes, or at least parts of it do.

Peaceful chat about fighting

[Sluggo] ... although I'd still list DC as a "safe" place. Never been to Baltimore.

[Ben] [laugh] Especially when the two of us ambled down the street, discussing martial arts and such. Not that DC hasn't seen anything like that before, but you can pretty much bet that some people were whispering "ohshit, cops!" and fading into alleys.

[Sluggo] And you said 'tis nobler to run away than fight, and one should fight only if the person persues you and leaves you no other choice. That blew my mind, even though I recognized the martial arts philosophy behind it. The western (ahem, skinhead) mindset is quite different, "Fight immediately and never run away."

My philosophy is somewhere between the two.

[Jimmy] You know my philosophy on this: it's better to make them think they'd rather not start a fight after all :)

[Ben] "Listen, we can both walk away from this and go home - dinner, girlfriends, quiet night's sleep, and so on. The other choice is where one of us can go to the emergency room or the morgue, and the other one gets hauled off by the Gardai for inhuman cruelty, vicious mutilation, and possibly cannibalism. Let's just do the first one instead of ruining each other's lives, OK?"

[grin] Something like that, Jimmy?

[Jimmy] Something like that, except it's not so much what I say -- I like to be more subliminal^Wsubtle than that.

[Sluggo] Wanna elaborate for the benefit of TAG?

[Jimmy] Sending conflicting messages with body language is a major part of it -- for example, when someone doesn't want a fight, they put their hands up, palms open and facing outward to show that they're not a threat. I do this, but move into a fighting stance. I also keep my hands at throat height, fingers pointing at the throat -- if I only get one shot, it's going to count, and I don't mind telegraphing that.

Another aspect is facial expression and voice tone -- with both, I try to express surprise that someone wants to start a fight with me; my words say "I'm sure we can work this out" while my face and tone of voice say "because you really don't want to fuck with me".

I don't want to give away all of my secrets though :) (There's at least one thing that's hard to explain anyway (I only put the pieces together a couple of days ago, and even harder to reproduce).

Jimmy's haircut

[Jimmy] I cut most of my hair off Friday though, and it seems I won't have as much need to use that set of mind tricks as frequently as I used to.

[Ben] JPEG! JPEG!

[Sluggo] Ben's beard is next....

It's about time. Get a haircut and get a job. Do we get to see a pic of the new Jimmy?

[ See my bio picture, below ]

[Ben] Ye Ghods. Jimmy, did your son recognize you after, or did he start crying when the strange-looking man showed up?

[Jimmy] Nah. He was there while my sister cut my hair. He did let out a startled gasp when he saw me with my beard cut off though.

[Ben] Oh, and you're right about the above. Just think about the lovely side effect, one I try hard to cultivate (with only indifferent success, I'm afraid) - there are going to be a number of people out there who will presume that your "corporate lawyer" appearance means that you're harmless ... It's a nice advantage to have.

You've read my "combat mentality" rap; in fact, I wrote it when you asked me for details. To be precise, my philosophy is more like "talk until it's not an option anymore" - where the other person closes off the option by showing unmistakeable signs of physical aggression - at which point you take them down as hard as necessary. Running away isn't an option for me: I'm not much of a runner.

[Jimmy] Running away mentioned without a pTerry quote?

'Haven't you noticed that by running away you end up in more trouble?'

'Yes, but you see, you can run away from that, too,' said Rincewind. 'That's the beauty of the system. Dead is only for once, but running away is for ever.'

'Ah, but it is said that a coward dies a thousand deaths, while a hero dies only one.'

'Yes, but it's the important one.'
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Last Continent"

Bobbing for apples, trolling for traffic...

[Rick] Mike, you wouldn't be trolling for list traffic, would you? ;->

[Sluggo] Who, me?

[Ben] You forgot the innocent [blink, blink] tag, Mike. After all, this is text-mode communication, and the subtler shades of meaning are easily lost; you wouldn't want people to assume you weren't being sincere...

Guns and Blackmail

[Vince] I do not like weapons but I live in the country and I must have two weapons... a 22 cal. Springfield and an H&K 12 gauge shotgun... I do not hunt but from time to time I have to dispose of an injured or sick animal... as a last option...

[Ben] [blink] A 12-ga is a hell of a mercy weapon. I've found that a 22 suffices for anything of that sort; back in the days when I hunted, I used my Ka-Bar knife when a coup de grace was necessary (only once, as I recall; I'm quite a good shot.)

[Jimmy] My guess is the 22 is the mercy weapon, and the shotgun is used to chase away scavengers - a shotgun is a standard piece of farming equipment over here too.

[Vince] BTW none of my weapons are registered... both were bought many years ago... the Springfield rifle was bought before WWII

[Ben] Ahem. I presume you realize you've just announced that on a public list? Not that we have any intention of publishing it... heh, heh, heh...

(I'll contact you later with the Swiss bank account number; you can transfer the million dollars into it anytime during the next three days.)

[Vince] So I placed it on a public list... no biggie... local law enforcement know me and know my weapons... I mean they were bought before the second world war...

[Ben] I'm picturing Vince with a 75-caliber blunderbuss.

"Heck, Sheriff, these ain't really what you'd call dangerous weapons - I mean, an Uzi, that's a dangerous weapon!"

* BOOOMMM!!! *

"Ooops. Spark from my cigarette musta fallen in the pan. You didn't need that arm anyway, didja, Sheriff?"

[Vince] As for the 12 gauge... I use a one once slug almost exclusively leaves less to dig a hole for...

[Ben] [nod] I always wondered about those folks who went deer-hunting during the shotgun season. Sure, there are such things as sabots, but most of the ones I'd talked to were just using slugs. What did they do, go scrape the deer off the trees afterwards and freeze the puree for the winter?

[Vince] If you are in a situation of a screwed up bull moose or bear... a 22 don't cut it... Generally I borrow my neighbors 50 caliber for that...

[Ben] Nice. Black powder, I presume? I've seen a few firearms that would toss the modern .50 a few miles, but those are pretty expensive and somewhat unusual. Sure would stop a moose, though...

Speaking of meese, here's one from Russia - this is the kind of thing they've got wandering around Siberia and such.

russian_hunter.jpg

[Vince] As for the Swiss bank account <heh> glad your doing so well... unfortunately I just paid my property tax ($6K) and I am broke... and don't expect to get a landfall of much more than snow.... even my Linux box is made of throw out parts from several sources...

[Ben] Yeah, well - those imaginary Swiss accounts are pretty cheap. I can get you a few hundred of them at a discount, if you want; I know the guy who thinks'em up.

[Vince] p.s. did I hear you guys might need proof readers??? I can read but I have no proof...

[Ben] I've got no proof either - at least when I'm not hanging out with my Russian friends. Then, if I get cut, they have to call the fire department.

[Jimmy] Uh... Ben... Here's a writing exercise: construct a sentence using these four words -- "advice", "your", "follow", "own".

[Ben] Shhh! If you don't say it too loud, nobody will notice. At least I think that's how this email stuff works, anyway. Besides, I didn't publish the account number - I put it in a Micr0s0ft Wallet, where it'll be secure forever and ever! They SAID so!

[John] Hmm, what's the new name for Carnivore? The FBI should be contacting you shortly. ;^>

[Vince] Have you ever sat back and tried to create, hypothetically, a system that monitors all Internet actions? And all individual actions on the internet?

Let's see... there are a limited amount of Cray computers in this world and..

<HEH>

[Ben] Heck, that's not the point. Who will watch and decide on the information presented by those Crays? And, even more importantly, who will watch them? It's an infinite progression.

As Thomas' recent .sig noted, it's not a new problem.

Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? (Who will watch the watchers themselves?)
-- Juvenal (Decimus Iunius Juvenalis, 55-127 A.D.)

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[Sluggo] Testing my Lgang access.

[Ben] We can't see you.

[Sluggo] But we can build you.

(Allusion to Philip K Dick story title.)

[ "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. ... Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." ]

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Java should not be trusted with nukes, Microsoft says

[Jason] I was looking through the Microsoft EULA[1] to see what kind of disclaimer they had and found pretty much the standard stuff. (ie, "We could use this software to kill your cat, and it wouldn't be our fault.") But there was one clause that I found...interesting:

9. NOTE ON JAVA SUPPORT. THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN SUPPORT FOR PROGRAMS WRITTEN IN JAVA. JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED, MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.

Interesting, no?

[1] Specifically, this was the EULA that Midtown Madness, a Microsoft game, shipped under.

[Jimmy] Actually, no. This is part of Java's licence. Microsoft licenced Java from Sun, rather than writing their own implementation, which is why Sun were able to sue them for making changes to their version of Java.

[Ben] Amusingly, I wrote an article for Java Developer's Journal a couple of years ago - "Java Under Linux: Ten Feet Tall and Bullet-Proof" - that began with the very clause you quote, and made that very point. Got quite a number of comments about it, too.

[ http://okopnik.freeshell.org/articles/JDJarticle.html ]

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More of... everything, really

[Ben] Back on the net, hi-ho!

...at least for the moment. I can only hope that this machine will give less trouble than the old one; it's scarcely possible to give more.

[Jimmy] And there you go tempting fate again. It's getting to be a hobby.

[Ben] Where did you think pTerry got the idea of the guy standing on a mountaintop in copper armor during a thunderstorm and shaking his middle finger at the sky? I'm the original prototype.

[Brian] You? YOU?!? Put these concepts together in a single brain: Toshiba 64M laptop, Wireless PCMCIA card, Windows XP Home.

[Ben] Ah. I was just wondering how they measured the length of, e.g., the Mesozoic era. The above setup makes it trivial: turn it on, and when it's finished booting - voila! - continental drift and such have occurred in not only measurable but gross amounts.

[Brian] Stir in one college age owner of said box, coat evenly and scream. The gods TRULY are bastards.

[Ben] And our capacity for self-torture is nearly infinite as well... Perhaps I am getting a bit wiser as I get older, but I'm becoming rather aware of the "tar babies" in my life, and am quite emphatic about shedding them or even avoiding getting involved with them in the first place. This, of course, presumes the ability to afford such solutions.

[Brian] I had to come home, compile some software, then use gdb and strace to try to get it working, just to get rid of the shakes.

Given that we had our tornado in California (anyone else remember the Mary Avenue touchdown in Sunnyvale, about 4 years ago? Half a block away!), earthquakes a-plenty, hurricane Isabel last year here on the right coast ... Volcanos are next on the list, and after working on that Windows box, I might welcome the change.

[Ben] I find that hurricanes often suffice to put an end to nasty electronic creatures that refuse to die in any other way; I've just replaced a 10-year old GPS that sang its swan song (reasons unknown) during the last one. Oh, my hand-held GPS went along - misery loves company, I suppose - and so did my iPaq handheld. They say that hurricanes are necessary because they strip the coating of old, dead organisms off the coral beds, which allows the coral to breathe and grow; I can assure you that it strips old electronics off boats just as efficiently. Presumably, this allows GPS manufacturers to breathe and grow...

[Brad] Maybe he can scare fate away with a Perl One-Liner that draws an ASCII monster ;-)

[Jimmy] Not Perl, but...

$ cowsay -f daemon 'Boo!'
 ______
< Boo! >
 ------
   \         ,        ,
    \       /(        )`
     \      \ \___   / |
            /- _  `-/  '
           (/\/ \ \   /\
           / /   | `    \
           O O   ) /    |
           `-^--'`<     '
          (_.)  _  )   /
           `.___/`    /
             `-----' /
<----.     __ / __   \
<----|====O)))==) \) /====
<----'    `--' `.__,' \
             |        |
              \       /
        ______( (_  / \______
      ,'  ,-----'   |        \
      `--{__________)        \/ 

[Ben] Excuuuuse me? Whaddaya mean, "not Perl"?

ben@Fenrir:~$ file `which cowsay`
/usr/bin/cowsay: perl script text executable

[grin] We Are Everywhere.

[Jimmy] <backpedal> erm... I meant "not a Perl one-liner" </backpedal>

Though if you really need one:

perl -e 'print`cowsay -f daemon "Boo!"`' 

[Jimmy] I had this in the Laundrette draft:

Murphy's Law has been formalised

((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10))

where U=urgency, C=complexity, I=importance, S=skill, A=aggravation, and F=frequency; each is a value between 1 and 9, except A, which is set at 0.7.

"There is, of course, a Sod's Law factor to the equation. If you judge your ratings wrongly, you might become too optimistic - and calamity will strike."

[Ben] Just as it will if you base anything important on the above formula. Never forget that Murphy's Law is also subject to Murphy's Law.

[John] I.e., it's recursive!

[Brian] Thus a close relative of the GNU/Linux clan: A self-referential, empirically reentrant and recursing formula. Yes, recursing.

[Ben] Precisely the word that fits the situation, on occasion (when simply cursing isn't enough.)

[Brian] Wasn't there a whole section of Hofstadter's GEB devoted to this?

[Ben] I need to pick up a copy; it's probably about time. Certain books should be reread every few years. As an example, I've just reread Pirsig's ZATAOMM - my fourth reading of it or so - and was struck, again, by how much that book has influenced my life and attitudes in general since the first time. More so with the passing years.

[Jimmy] Yep. That didn't stop me from trying to brush up my C with two versions of a program to calculate that :)

[Ben] Heh. Makes sense to play with with the simpler stuff before you dive into the dark depths of Moria (watch out for that Balrog; he's still wandering around somewhere down there.)

[Jimmy] Here's the short version. (Long version)

[Ben] Let me give it a shot - I haven't done any Perl for a while now, too bloody long.

#!/usr/bin/perl -w

@vals = qw/urgency complexity importance skill frequency/;

die "5 arguments required: (@vals)\n" unless @ARGV == 5;

for (@ARGV){
        die "Each argument must be between 1 and 9\n" unless /^[1-9]$/;
}

 # YANETUT
@v{ map chr ord, @vals } = @ARGV;

printf "%3.3f\n", ( ( $v{u} + $v{c} + $v{i} ) * ( 10 - $v{s} ) ) / 20 *
        0.7 * ( 1 / ( 1 - sin( $v{f} / 10 ) ) );

There. I figure that's the short version... :)

[Jimmy] Or, the Perl NQ1L

perl -e'@i=@ARGV;print((($i[0]+$i[1]+$i[2])*(10-$i[3]))/20*0.7*(1/(1-sin($i[4]/10))))' 5 6 7 8 9

[Ben] Oh. Well, heck, if we're going to do that...

perl -alne'print((($F[0]+$F[1]+$F[2])*(10-$F[3]))/20*.7*(1/(1-sin($F[4]/10))))'
1 2 3 4 5
2.42040302288669

Or we could just eliminate "print" altogether, just for fun - although the first version is shorter:

perl -alpe's#.*#((($F[0]+$F[1]+$F[2])*(10-$F[3]))/20*.7*(1/(1-sin($F[4]/10))))#e'
1 2 3 4 5
2.42040302288669

...or, shortest yet:

perl -alpe'$_=((($F[0]+$F[1]+$F[2])*(10-$F[3]))/20*.7*(1/(1-sin($F[4]/10))))'

Oh yeah - and we can get rid of all that LISP-looking stuff, too.

perl -alpe'$_=($F[0]+$F[1]+$F[2])*(10-$F[3])/20*.7*(1/(1-sin$F[4]/10))'

Now it's shortest. I think. :) It's somewhere around the 18th hole of Perl golf, anyway.

[Brad] I wonder if Woomert or Frink would ever alias this in their ~/.bashrc...

[Ben] Woomert would probably spotted the tortured math stuff and made it even shorter thereby:

perl -pale'$_=($F[0]+$F[1]+$F[2])*(10-$F[3])/20*.7/(1-sin$F[4]/10)'

Other than that, it could happen...

[ Meanwhile, back in the main thread... ]

[Ben] Acer has replaced my previous lemon^Wlaptop with a newer model,

[Sluggo] A computer that looks like a lemon... Maybe it'll be the next iMac design. Bright yellow for lemon, bright green for lime.

[Ben] Actually, I'd expect it to be "bright yellow for Golden Delicious, bright green for Granny Smith", if anything. I mean, the company's called Apple, for Ghu's sake. The last thing they'd want to imply is that they were selling lemons.

I've actually considered buying an Apple, primarily because of their history (in my experience and reports from others) of reliability. On the other hand, I understand that Linux on Macs still has a few rough edges... and having seen the spindled, folded, and mutilated version of BSD used by OS/X, I'm not willing to go that way, either.

(Yeccch. It was that much nastier because I actually like BSD.)

[Ben] an Aspire 2012... although I'd be hard-put to say anything especially exciting and wonderful about it. Yeah, the video controller is different (an RV350/Radeon 9600 instead of the 9200 that was in it previously); other than that, it's missing the LCD one-line display and the weird "multimedia" setup that (theoretically) allowed you to play CDs, DVDs, etc. without actually booting the machine (I've mentioned this; it was a tiny Linux partition with "mplayer".) [shrug] No loss, AFAIC. On the other hand, the Intel wireless 2100 interface has been upgraded to a 2200G - which handles A, B, and G, something I do see as an improvement. They also seem to have resolved the extremely weird "key delay" problem that the Aspire 2003 had (if you typed too quickly, pressing 'b' immediately after 'a' would result in a second 'a'!) Otherwise, it looks and acts much the same as the old gadget.

Let's see how this one holds up...

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Recursion

[Ben] Searching the Net for recursion-related bits in the GEB, I found the following:

If you already know what recursion is, just remember the answer.
Otherwise, find someone who is standing closer to Douglas Hofstadter than you are; then ask him or her what recursion is.
-- Andrew Plotkin

[Jay] Recursion: see recursion. See also tail recursion.

Tail recursion: see recursion.

[Ben] Both of the above are listed. :)

[Jay] Yeah. :-) Where did you find that?

[Ben] Google for 'Hofstadter GEB recursion', then grab the Wiki entry near the top of the page. If this fails to satisfy, think of a better set of search strings and... ooops, sorry, never mind. :)))

[ http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?DouglasHofstadter ]

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Getting the system out of your system

[Kapil] Failing this of course, you can go run a marathon, climb a mountain, read a good book, play the flute, prove the Riemann Hypothesis --- in other words do anything that will get the "need" out of your system.

[Ben] I like the way you think, Kapil. :) Geeks of the world, untie! [1]

[1] Sure, the dyslexics too. However, they don't need the impetus of Kapil's options.

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Standard

[Thomas] [1] While awk, perl, etc, reside in /usr/bin, they are not standard or essential to get a system operating and working. They're simply a convenience.

[Ben] Depends on the meaning of 'essential', I suppose. Perl is my OS of choice; Linux just happens to be the best VM to run it under. :)))

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C Loops

[ Yep, something that's on-topic. Just for variety, y'understand ]

[Jason]

"Jimmy O'Regan" wrote:
<snip>
	for (i=0,j=1;i<5,j<6;i++,j++)
		in[i] = atoi(argv[j]);

Wouldn't be simpler just to say

 
for(i = 0; i < 5; ++i)
       in[i] = atoi(argv[i+1]);
 

[Jimmy] Yeah, but I'm trying to get my head around C again, and wanted to juggle two variables in the for loop to see if I got it right.

[Ben] Beware the Fencepost Error, son - The j's that bite, the i's that catch...

Me, I dislike even the idea of loops where you have to keep the index manually; I think that the concept itself is broken (and yes, it's a requirement in C, given its data structures - and the right thing to practice if you're going to be using it.)

[Jason] I agree; I really think it should be the compiler's job to figure where something starts and ends, and how we can iterate over each element in turn. It's not hard. But this is C we're talking about:

> Beware: you could be talking to a minor. Some say that such immoral
> material (C code) should be kept away from the impressionable minds of
> The Children (tm).
 
That is why, when you mention the C language in front
of a child, you should spell the name...
		-- Hal E. Fulton on comp.lang.ruby

:-)

[Ben] This may or may not be indicative, but I haven't used a loop of the above type - even though Perl supports it - ever since I learned Perl, except to explain them (and deprecate their use) to my students. If I had to use it for some reason, I'd at least let the compiler handle the exit condition:

for (i=6; i;) in[i] = atoi(argv[i--]); 

[Jason] Just looking at this, I can't figure out what it's supposed to do. What is the value of "i" when used as "in[i]"? Does it get the old value of "i" or the new value? I think it's undefined how C should handle this. At least gcc doesn't like it:

~/prog/c$ cat post-increment-operator.c
#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
        int i = 0;
        printf("i: %d, i++: %d\n", i, i++);
        return 0;
}
~/prog/c$ gcc -Wall post-increment-operator.c -o post-increment-operator

[Ben] [shrug] "-Wall" is a maiden aunt on the edge of a nervous breakdown. IMO, most of what it complains about never comes to pass.

That's not to say that it's not useful at times, but paying scrupulous attention to every one of its hysterical pronouncements of doom isn't a good strategy. As an example, I've never seen a kernel compile that didn't generate a stack of warnings - and yet, all but one or two worked fine.

[Jason] Or, for that matter, compiling almost any large software project seems to generate a pile of warnings. And, yes, most of the time, everything works fine.

[Brad] I use -Wall because I can't stand streams of silly warnings; they force me to write better code and more maintainable code. This, IMO, is a Good Thing.

[Ben] Oh, I'm all for enabling warnings - I don't write Perl code (other than Perl Golf) without "-w" or "use warnings", and anything over 10 lines gets "use strict" as well. I just think that "-Wall" goes way overboard... but I guess it's more of a response to the way that C itself is rather than twitchiness on the part of the developers. Whenever blowing your nose has a perceptible chance of destroying the entire Universe, a bit of reticence becomes understandable.

[Jason]

post-increment-operator.c: In function `main':
post-increment-operator.c:5: warning: operation on `i' may be undefined
~/prog/c$ ./post-increment-operator 
i: 1, i++: 0
~/prog/c$ 

NOTE: The program "runs fine". But the minute you try it on a different compiler, you're probably going to get different results.

[Ben]

ben@Fenrir:/tmp$ cc foo.c; ./a.out>sample_run.txt
ben@Fenrir:/tmp$ for n in `apropos "C[+ ]*compiler"|awk '{print $1}'`
do $n foo.c; echo $n: $?; ./a.out|diff sample_run.txt -; done
c++: 0
c89: 0
c99: 0
cc: 0
g++: 0
g++-3.3: 0
gcc: 0
gcc-3.3: 0
i386-linux-g++: 0
i386-linux-g++-3.3: 0
i386-linux-gcc: 0
i386-linux-gcc-3.3: 0
i486-linux-g++-3.3: 0
i486-linux-gcc-3.3: 0
no makefile or Makefile found
ccmakedep: 1

Whups, 'ccmakedep' snuck in where only compilers belong. Otherwise, seems like none of them had a problem - and the program output was exactly the same in all cases.

[Jason] When I said "different compiler", I had in mind non-gcc based compilers. So, just to see what a different compiler would do, I downloaded tcc and compiled the program. Exactly the same output as gcc. Hmmm.

So, I'll change my assertion from "the minute" to "five years into a project, after you've ported it to 10 platforms, you're probably going to get different results." :-)

[Ben] [grin] Sounds reasonable.

[Jason] But seriously, I think that if you're using C, you should avoid that type of construct, because you don't know how the compiler is going to define it. You can find out how this compiler defines it, and maybe all the compilers you use do it the same way. But maybe it will change in the new version; maybe you need to use a different compiler.

Coding in C is like playing with fire. You do one thing wrong, and BAM! Segfault, or worse, obscure bug, or worse yet, undetected security hole. I think using a construct whose behavior is undefined makes it more likely that you'll get "one thing wrong".

Just my 2 cents.

[Ben] Oh, I agree. It's why I avoid coding in C anymore; haven't done it for years now. I've come to believe that the terms "fragile" and "programming" shouldn't be allowed near each other, whereas C plans the wedding, sends out the invitations, and writes the piranha-infested prenuptial agreement.

[Jason] Heh heh, I keep forgetting that the best possible C coding practice is "Don't".

[Ben] On the other hand, I won't be writing any device drivers in Perl. (Contrariwise, one of my former students designed a website back-end database that uses "grep" plus an odd directory structure, and it turned out to be consistently faster than MySQL. Go figure.)

[Jimmy] The Top 10 Ways to get screwed by the "C" programming language:

(which has 17 ways)

[Ben] The poor bugger used C to count, obviously.

[Sluggo] "There must be fifty ways to leave your lover....

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free"

Paul Simon, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

[Brian]

I can't let you inject THAT song into my brain, turning what little is left into gibbermushingfrooms without appropriate revenge:

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

...

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (� Leonard Nimoy 1968)

on and on, ad nauseum. Take that! At least it wasn't the Carpenters... AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[Jimmy] Close to yo-ou

[Ben] Ah - ear worms. Be glad that no one has invoked the Barney Song; that one trumps all, and requires a large drill press and a long sharp extractor bit to remove from the sufferer's head.

[Brad]

do {
"This is the song that never ends,
It goes on and on my friends!
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,"
}
while (1);

[Ben]

- "You can write a Perl script to do anything."
- "Hah! I'd like to see you write a Perl program to cut down a Redwood with a banana!"
- "Easy."

1 while 'banana'; # wait for the tree to rot and fall over

-- several of the wizards in C.L.P.M.

I suspect that your version would cause it to rot and die much faster.

[Breen] There are advantages to not being a TV-watcher. I've managed not ever to have heard that tune.

I plan to keep it that way, too...

[Jimmy] You lucky bastard. That's one of the biggest disadvantages of being a parent -- the rubbish that kids watch [1]. Most recently, I told my son I'd take him to the cinema and regretted it -- I thought he'd want to see "Shark Tale", but instead he made me sit through "YuGiOh - The Movie" (a movie based around a lesser Magic: The Gathering clone with dialogue that serves only to explain the game and the properties of each card).

[Brian] Linux tie-in: HP off-site rendering on Linux-based HP Utility Rendering Service

[Jimmy] My son has become a mini-Linux advocate since he found out that it was used to make the Harry Potter films :)

[Jimmy] [1] Though obviously not the programmes I watched when I was a kid -- we had quality TV in my day[2].

[Brian] I've a number of friends who assure me that Shark Tale is quite good. At least one such, sadly unburdened by rug rats, still has gone to see it at least three times.

[Jimmy] Yeah. Both Pixar and Dreamworks have made some great computer animated films. "Finding Nemo" is probably the best of the bunch. "Toy Story" was great, but it'll forever be marred for me, because of the guy who was sitting in the same row as my then-girlfriend and me who was enjoying it a bit too much.

[Jason] I don't know about the rest of you, but whenever I see a CG movie, I can't help thinking things like: "Wow! Look how good they did the water!" or "Haha! It's just a flat textured surface!"

[Brian] I've assured him that the next time I go to see a cartoon in the movies, it'll be an hour plus of collected Wylie Coyote shorts. Effectively that means never, as there are too many non-PC references, making Warner's lawyers alternate between quivering in fear and salivating at the prospective fees, win or lose.

[Jimmy] Most, if not all, of them are available on VHS, so that + TV tuner card + DVD burner + issue83/stoddard.html = Wile E. Coyote, the collected works.

[Jimmy] [2] I'm too young to be using phrases like "in my day" -- another disadvantage.

[Brian] You're NEVER too young to use the phrase "in my day". For instance, in the third grade, when your brother is coming into first grade for his first day, this is appropriate: "In my day, they used to glue your thingy closed if you asked to go to the bathroom too many times. You'll be fine, I"m sure..." I think he's blocked out the memory of that day.

[Jimmy] Good point. My youngest sister started Secondary school this year and had to be briefed on the various things my brothers and I did so she wouldn't be surprised about the extra surveillance.

[Brian] There are times, however, when it's not prudent: At the birth of your daughter's first child, "In my day we just screamed a few times, popped the babies out, and went back to work in the fields." Remember that she's lying in an OR setting with plenty of sharp instruments around.

[Jimmy] Heh. Reminds me of when my son was born - I was, until then, blissfully unaware of such things as vacuum deliveries or episiotomies and in the hour-long seconds when my newly delivered little boy spent showing no signs of life I had measured the distances between me, nearest sharp object, and doctor's throat.

[Brian] Then there's the "In my day" sayings that refer to times that should be forever forgotten: "In my day we wore white polyester and vinyl, and we were happy to do so." Statements like that are conversation killers.

[Jimmy] Erm... yes.

/me slowly backs away.

[Brian] .brian (who remembers to add the X-Gazette-Tag about 50% of the time)

[Jimmy] I think we're off-topic enough for that to not matter :)

[ Earlier in this thread... ]

[Ben] or, since this is a "single-use" loop (as I recall it) -

int i = 6;
while (i) in[i] = atoi(argv[i--]);

[Jason] Essentially the same loop as before, so the same problem. I'm not 100% sure that the C standard says it's undefined, but at the very least, it strikes me as not the best coding style for C.

[Ben] [grin] Oh, certainly not. It's just me and my prejudices.

[Jason] Oh! Do you mean, that because of our different (programming) language background, we would of course code in C using styles from the other language that we are most familiar?

[Ben] Computers are supposed to work hard so we don't have to, dammit.

[Jason] C is not my "first language", so I don't try to take too many shortcuts, for fear of getting lost. For instance:

~/prog/c$ grep '!= 0' *.c
atime-check.c:          if(stat(filename, &fileinfo) != 0) {
atime-check.c:          if(stat(filename, &fileinfo) != 0) {
findmagic.c:        if(stat(filename, &fileinfo) != 0) {
findmagic.c:                if(strcmp(filetype, "data") != 0)
link.c: if(syscall(__NR_link, argv[1], argv[2]) != 0) {
listdir.c:      DIE_IF(closedir(d) != 0);
loop.c: if(pipe(fds) != 0)
~/prog/c$ 
 

It doesn't really make sense to say that in C ever because true is basically defined as "not zero". And yet I say it anyway, because I always have to think twice whenever I see

if(variable)
        do_stuff();

<shrug> It's a style issue. I don't think correct behavior should be a side-effect.

[Ben] Heh. No, it's supposed to be a language-enforced feature, in something supposedly as clearly-defined as C. In practice, well, that's a different story.

[Brad] As you said, it's a CodingStyle thing, but I find that "when in doubt, use prefix". It tends to help when you SIGSEGV in a loop and can't figure out why ;)

[Jason] Yeah, I try to use the prefix form as much as I can. When I want strange side effects, I'll ask for it, thankyouverymuch. :)

[Ben] Yup. "When in doubt, write it out" is not a bad strategy for avoiding a certain class of problems in C coding. This, of course, is self-defeating to a degree - more lines means more debugging and increases the chance of a typo - but that's what "lint", "-Wall" and so on are for.

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TAG Lottery

[Kapil] I know this is linux-questions-only and so on but here goes:

[Sluggo] It's just a question of whether you win the TAG lottery. Answering questions gives you good karma, which makes it more likely you can ask a Windows question without getting flamed.

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Procmail

[Jay] Yeah. Gmail massages the reply-to on outgoing mail to force a carbon to the sender, and puts that first, screwing up my mutt save-file.

I wish they'd add it at the end.

[Ben] You could always "mung it back to normal" in your ~/.procmailrc. Shouldn't be too hard, I'd think.

[Jay] If I were running procmail. :-}

[Ben] Well, yes, you would have to purchase this expensive piece of software, wait for it to be shipped to you, agree to the shrink-wrap EULA, attach the special enabler dongle to your serial port, get the coded, limited-time key from the vendor after paying the per-seat fee, spend several years configuring the incredibly complex operation of it, perhaps buy a new computer because the current one isn't powerful enough... it is quite the hassle, I understand. :/

[Jay] Well, clearly that was sarcasm.

Except for the "incredibly complex ... configuration" part. :-)

But that does entail mindreading, and I so hate that.

[Ben] Nah, no mindreading necessary. Installing a single package fits, without any odd corners sticking out, into "Shouldn't be too hard, I'd think."

[Jay] No, my point was that there are sometimes good reasons to put an added reply-to first: TAG ourselves, for example.

But gmail's reasons aren't good. IMHO.

[Kapil] As far as I can see, this is one of those "active developer/backward compatability" (AD/BC) issues. The AD wanting to move to GUI (yes, it was a while ago but we CLI types don't die easy :)) Unfortunately, when the "shell" was designed it was assumed (ah-ha!) that no one would run programs (except daemons) other than from the command-line or from other running programs and so on recursively (*).

(*) Hofstader-ise that one.

[Ben] Naw, a recursive statement of a recursive problem is beautiful just as it is. Why spoil a good thing? :)

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English words appearing in the 20th century

[Sluggo] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/3755482.stm

[Jimmy] Not quite - the list has "awesome", "hip", "acid", and "cool", which definitely existed before the 20th century. The article picks words that sum up something about the year (miniskirt in 1965, 9/11 in 2001), or that were used in their current sense long before most would guess (hip in 1904, pop in 1921).

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Post-hurricane news

[Ben] FYI, folks - I'm alive and well. Don't know about the boat yet - I've spent the hurricane over at a friends' house. I'll see what's up tomorrow, but I'm assuming it's all good; I've got good anchors, and the winds in St. Augustine shouldn't have gone much above hurricane force, if at all.

[Jimmy] Glad to hear it. Also glad to hear that this isn't an email from beyond the grave

[Ben] Two people have been reported dead, so far - one of them from alcohol poisoning during a hurricane party. Just wanted to reassure everyone that it's not me, despite the amount of vodka consumed in this house in the past day (yep, these friends are Russian. :)

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Jimmy is a single father of one, who enjoys long walks... Oh, right.

Jimmy has been using computers from the tender age of seven, when his father inherited an Amstrad PCW8256. After a few brief flirtations with an Atari ST and numerous versions of DOS and Windows, Jimmy was introduced to Linux in 1998 and hasn't looked back.

In his spare time, Jimmy likes to play guitar and read: not at the same time, but the picks make handy bookmarks.